Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's in my coat which is in my car, so...

Kids just don't nut like they used to.

Look at you with a mustache.

Look, Maurice, I'm still all about gushin' that goosh,

Then there was Crumbum Tootles and his dog, Half and Half.

If all your friends jumped off the recently constructed Brooklyn Bridge,

Mr Brooks? Sir? My name is Edward Ellington.

And with that, you were off to discover jazz.

Did you guys hear they're gonna put my face on a mountain? So...

They don't. Love you, old pal.

Not that Lee Daniels, Lee Daniels' The Butler Lee Daniels,

-Oh! The prodigal son has returned! -Mm.

We are a circle of jerks.

[Duke] All I wanted to do was play baseball

[Nick] You didn't listen to your mom, did you?

I rolled it up inside a blood pressure sleeve.

I felt the music wash over me.

So I waited for him all night.

Yeah. Who was the sophisticated girl?

Who knew what kind of adventures I would encounter?

I don't hold her hand anymore.

No! But somebody did. Isn't that wild?

The old maverick gets an egg on top.

-Crumbum? -Yep, he's up there. It's 130 to one odds.

It was my first drink, and it knocked my socks off.

I'm smug, and I like to punch myself in the chode.

Yeah, you're that little high yellow bitch boy who holds his mommy's hand

I'm going home to get fucked by my lady companion, Ernestine.

I'll be back in eight minutes.

and some cold edamame with a little sea salt sprinkled on top.

You represent us all.

His music is the only thing that soothes my ever-growin' bones.

-Oh, the farm? -Yeah, that's right.

No, no, no, no, no. You're great, Duke, but come on,

and I promise the girls will melt for you too.

Well, when I escaped the plantation

What the hell are you boys doing?

We'll just put a towel down.