Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look at you with a mustache.

I don't hold her hand anymore.

We'll just put a towel down.

His music is the only thing that soothes my ever-growin' bones.

[Nick] You didn't listen to your mom, did you?

Mr Brooks? Sir? My name is Edward Ellington.

No, no, no, no, no. You're great, Duke, but come on,

And with that, you were off to discover jazz.

It was my first drink, and it knocked my socks off.

We are a circle of jerks.

You represent us all.

Kids just don't nut like they used to.

and some cold edamame with a little sea salt sprinkled on top.

-Crumbum? -Yep, he's up there. It's 130 to one odds.

I'm smug, and I like to punch myself in the chode.

What the hell are you boys doing?

Did you guys hear they're gonna put my face on a mountain? So...

If all your friends jumped off the recently constructed Brooklyn Bridge,

I'm going home to get fucked by my lady companion, Ernestine.

Yeah, you're that little high yellow bitch boy who holds his mommy's hand

I'll be back in eight minutes.

and I promise the girls will melt for you too.

Then there was Crumbum Tootles and his dog, Half and Half.

They don't. Love you, old pal.

Yeah. Who was the sophisticated girl?

Who knew what kind of adventures I would encounter?

So I waited for him all night.

Not that Lee Daniels, Lee Daniels' The Butler Lee Daniels,

The old maverick gets an egg on top.

[Duke] All I wanted to do was play baseball

-Oh, the farm? -Yeah, that's right.

I rolled it up inside a blood pressure sleeve.

It's in my coat which is in my car, so...

Look, Maurice, I'm still all about gushin' that goosh,

Well, when I escaped the plantation

No! But somebody did. Isn't that wild?

-Oh! The prodigal son has returned! -Mm.

I felt the music wash over me.