Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jesus, Jay, at a funeral? Wait, how long have you been up here?

Did you lose your virginity to your piano teacher?

You wanna jerk my gherk? Tickle my pickle?

Hey, Edward, come out tonight and see this piano player, Harvey Brooks.

-I know. -No pressure.

I'm sorry, Miss Clinkscales,

It's in my car. It's in... It's in my coat.

-Oh, it's all up here, Duke. -No it's not.

It turns out you're not my prince after all. You're my Duke.

"One whole child dick."

-What? -Andrew, no one cares about the Oscars.

[Jay] Shit, I wanna switch my money to the pool hall girl.

-Come sit with your mama while she pees. -Mama,

but I want to do it my way.

Wait, so people were racist even back then? Shit.

put your two balls in her middle pocket.

♪ I'm going through changes ♪

You think I wanna spend my Saturday

Yeah, I don't even watch Game of Thrones.

-Well, the sophisticated girl was... -[drumroll]

-[groaning] -Oof.

Ooh, you should ask her to rub some blue chalk on your cue stick,

Yes, please teach us. I'll give you anything.

-You look bigger. -All right.

Thank you, Harriet.

And now you don't need to.

'Cause you didn't write down a goddamn thing I said.

so I went to the ghost who lived in my attic.

There was obviously something wrong with her.

[Duke] My mommy made sure prayer was a part of my life,