Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Jay] Shit, I wanna switch my money to the pool hall girl.

-Come sit with your mama while she pees. -Mama,

It turns out you're not my prince after all. You're my Duke.

Yes, please teach us. I'll give you anything.

"One whole child dick."

Thank you, Harriet.

put your two balls in her middle pocket.

but I want to do it my way.

'Cause you didn't write down a goddamn thing I said.

Wait, so people were racist even back then? Shit.

Did you lose your virginity to your piano teacher?

I'm sorry, Miss Clinkscales,

There was obviously something wrong with her.

And now you don't need to.

Yeah, I don't even watch Game of Thrones.

-Well, the sophisticated girl was... -[drumroll]

You think I wanna spend my Saturday

You wanna jerk my gherk? Tickle my pickle?

-What? -Andrew, no one cares about the Oscars.

Hey, Edward, come out tonight and see this piano player, Harvey Brooks.

-You look bigger. -All right.

Ooh, you should ask her to rub some blue chalk on your cue stick,

It's in my car. It's in... It's in my coat.

-I know. -No pressure.

Jesus, Jay, at a funeral? Wait, how long have you been up here?

[Duke] My mommy made sure prayer was a part of my life,

-[groaning] -Oof.

-Oh, it's all up here, Duke. -No it's not.

so I went to the ghost who lived in my attic.

♪ I'm going through changes ♪