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-[groans] -I felt like a lonely soldier,
[Duke] It all clicked in that moment.
-[door slams] -Oh, don't feel bad for me.
[sobbing]
Ah, Scheiße!
that seven dollars you owe me?
No, too late, Jay, you put all your money on Crumbum.
No, uh-uh. I want you as close as possible this summer.
to watch you copy and paste your report from my Wikipedia page.
-What is this? -It's ragtime, Edward.
Wowee-zowee.
whose leg faced the wrong way.
You can't see or hear me, but I too am a big fan.
[scattered applause]
I felt torn between my family back home and my freedom.
back in this time, which is now.
Well, it was a different time back then.
A poon tune. A quim hymn. A nasty set to make 'em soppin' wet.
Well, I should leave for the march. Look, I made my own vagina bonnet.
as the transition from slavery to the prison-industrial complex.
-Oh, yeah, what happened with that? -I think it's gonna be Papa John now.
Oh, my God, I wanna hear about that.
-Whoo! -[laughs]
-Ain't that right, ladies? -[giggling]
Huggin' and rubbin'. You know, a crotch-warmer.
A what-in' and what-in' song?
I got a nice half-sour under here, hon.
♪ Your cookies are the talk Of the neighborhood ♪
Here, smoke, don't talk.
It's called foreplay.
Before I tickled the ivory, I tickled my ebony.
which I guess is useful if you want to be a great musician.