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Your dad doesn't count.
Paxton? What are you doing here?
Okay. See you later, Mom. Gotta go to a quick charity thing so--
Nah, not really. [inhales deeply]
Full disclosure, I do not believe in monogamy.
[girl] Mom, you don't sound like a cop at all.
Plus, I think she's already in a committed relationship with the night.
[scoffs] Wow, that explains why you need such a loud alarm to wake you up.
This sucks.
What if I'm wrong about Manish too?
If you want to talk,
My art calls. Maybe I'll see you later, and I can bite something else.
People can tell when someone hasn't hooked up in a while.
[clears throat]
Hey, having a good night?
or just the electricity.
-I actually liked helping out. -That's fantastic.
And I'm already in serious relationships with several avatars in the virtual world.
Mmm. Well, so are you.
Wait. Can I? Was that cool?
Really? She seemed like she was into me too?
Drama club may not have a lot of options for you,
Hey. Can I get two coffees for my table?
Tonight was supposed to be my reintroduction into sexy society,
Like I said, totally invisible.
I don't know. It seemed like you guys were into each other.