Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ralph's pretty conservative. - Yeah?
Huh.
Oh, I'm gonna come.
Oh, honey, really?
Came with the house.
Aren't you the big sportsman who's supposed to be bringing the fish?
He's an asshole. I know, Mom.
Everything's gonna be all right. He's gonna be fine.
a pussycat.
Your sister? Thought your sister lived in Michigan.
Ralph, you have any bourbon? - What about some tequila?
I'll show ya.
I'll tell you what, Trixie.
Yeah, you do.
Ralph? - Hi.
Naked?
After that, you can draw up. 4 of atropine. - Excuse me. Excuse me.
Yes, sir. This is your lucky day.
Yeah.
But what irritates me, Marian... if that's the right word for it...
All right.
My father? You mean Paul?
Is that a joke?
It looks like a little stage with little... little sausage people on it.
Daddy, we can't find Suzy!
Shh! Shh, shh. What? What are you doing?
We found a body up there.
just how lucky he or she is to be living in L.A.
If I start to get specific about things...
He was really drunk.
Why don't you go get drunk and pee on Irmadine's drapes again!
- We're closed. ♫ But I don't wanna cry ♫
You know, scientifically speaking, Marian...
It's a cruel disease. Can... Can we start at number six?
What? - I hit an eight-year-old kid.
No. I had to say Let's set a date because you invited 'em to our house.
I don't know who you think would wanna look at your sad, middle-aged ass anyway.
You don't sound like you're... What are you doing, waiting for some rich dame...
I'm gonna let you go with a warning this time, ma'am.
'It' had a name...
You're not? I just mean, just 'cause you have the looks for it. You could be.
'cause he'd left the keys inside.
♫ For that senator ♫
I don't appreciate being hung up on...
Cigarettes. - Beers.
Eventually killed himself. He couldn't sell anything.
I hope you don't have to put too much chlorine in.
♫ I'm a prisoner of life ♫
Jesus, Marian. Do you wanna have a go at it?
Who's your mom? - That's my mom.
Excuse me. I'm Claire the Clown.
That's all he could think of to say.
Where'd she meet him? - At a party.
Hey, hey, hey. Sniff this.
The time has come to go to war again.
Yeah? Well,
And I missed you.
What do you want, Stormy?
that I think we've all said at one time or another...
Move over. You gotta be in the middle.
It's Moby fuckin' Dick here! Look at this!
And somebody shot him. - Oh, my God. What's the world coming to?
Listen, I'm walking around with a fuckin' serious chubby.
she would have had a fit.
Yes.
Who is this? - Give me that phone! Who is it?
What if all this is telling us...
Yes, I'm sure it is.
Doreen. Is that your name? Doreen?
piggy piggy
like a little show down there on the plate.
I can't do it today. - All right. Well, how much is it?
What's that supposed to mean? - Oh, nothin'.
Sit back down. Joe, now!
What about them rubber bands I told you about?
I wanted to thank you for saving my son's life. You are a miracle worker.
we experienced earlier this morning. Dunphy will tell us the truth.
How come you got 'em here? - They're passed out.
I don't think she's got much time left. I can see her change right in front of my eyes.
It's Mommy's birthday. - Hey, that's right!
It's as much fun poaching Planeteers as it is poaching elephants!
Bye.
Such a close call.
I don't remember him.
Jesus. Ma, it smells like a bar in here.
Christ!
into that glass without touching it.
Oh, then let's go. Come on. ♫ And the uncertainty that keeps us goin' ♫
Yeah, well, that, uh...
You mean, like, you were naked?
What does that mean?
♫ Wig-wag, zigzag ♫
Look at that.
Let him go. - Hey, Casey, you wanna see the dribble?
Annie, calm down, start from the beginning,
♫ You may mean me some harm ♫
♫ My little puppy's name is Rags ♫
- Well, I filled out an application about two weeks ago.
Claire? [ TV ] Stand by.
I gotta go. Jim's gonna have a fit, and I gotta make sure I have the tickets. 334.5 00:23:11,330 --> 00:23:12,733 - Have a good time in Memphis.
I'd like to see the cake.
So, you married? - No.
Forget him. Forget it. - Hey.
when I'm calling about your order.
I think they're about seeing...
You're dead, and your husband is a creep. - All right. Okay, go.
♫ If you share my point of view ♫
Stopped the mail.
I, um... I have a permit for it.
Thank you. - Shut up.
And he was working with Anita O'Day, and, uh... I forget.
How about little Wally?
Uh, yeah... Yes, ma'am.
This is it. I've been a sport. - Okay.
Nurse, are you clear about this? Mr. Finnigan, I'm sorry, I...
Better take it to the lost and found. - Yeah.
♫ The same old moon ♫
What kind? She's a painter.
Yeah, I'd have a tequila. - As I was landing I was remarking to myself...
♫ Life's good ♫
Give me that phone. - No, she's not dressed right now.
I'm going away for a few days to visit my sister.
He is. Go on. You should go to classes. - Okay.
♫ If you won't be ♫
- And, um... And, um... Bye!
Casey. Casey?
You wanna fuck? Hmm?
Come on, honey. Come on. Let's go.
Oh, but wait. Wait.
Oh, and he wanted, um, an incest call...
Who was that? Sherri?
Hey, let's take a vote.
I'm gonna have to take that dog, though. - What... Take? Take? Dad! Dad!
What's, uh... What's all this?
I mean, I could've sped up the process. - No.
Look it, that's a lionfish, honey. - Oh, really?
Don't you talk to me like that. And don't you come back here.
do you touch many dead bodies?
Hi. - But really, I wouldn't worry about it.
Look at that. - Looks pretty.
Oh, yeah.
Hi. This is the Finnigan home.
with, like, a four-year-old girl.
He knows what he's doing. It's gonna be all right, honey.
The lousy painter. The one who never sold anything. Mitchell Anderson.
Mm-mmm! Look at that. It's a bone. Mmm!
Is this David at the gallery going to be another Mitchell Anderson in our lives?
then he kissed me.
What if she doesn't? - Well, then we'll have to get another dog.
Uh-huh? - Yeah.
Suppose it floats away.
Did I ever tell you about what happened in the last Pomona game in '83?
Goddamn you! - Come on.
You know, I just realized...
I don't even remember the hospital.
Going with Gene?
changed things, wouldn't it?
Just feed the other fish regular food.
This is Howard Finnigan... - He was just frightened.
Are you gonna be Alex Trebek?
Hey. How are you?
We have to check it for rabies.
Tell Gene where he comes from. - The tropical rain forest.
We both know that never happened, so...
♫ On Broadway I danced ♫
I missed you, Suzy. I love you.
Oh, honey, I wanna be with you too.
I wish you wouldn't do that.
He walked straight to Chick.
Tuna melt. - Tuna melt? It's breakfast.
Did you get rained out? - No. Caught our limit.
Do you mind? - We had a place up there for a while.
Stop stealing. - Bill, God. What'd ya sneak... Bill.
♫ Going further means chains ♫ - You got a light?
To hell with love. - You okay?
You'd better give that back. Some doctor's gonna be looking for it.
Casey? Who is this?
I don't want to hear that anymore.
We didn't think we should move her. It was dark.
Or paid for. - You're a terrible person, Mr. Bitkower.
Well, it's true.
and my mouth is so close to your balls...
Oh, good. The girl said that she thought you were...
I have something here for Mrs. Weathers. She won something.
This is Stuart Kane. - You made the date, Stuart.
Could I please come and get my old man 'cause...
Oh, that's your wife? You two...
Just a minute. - Okay.