Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You sexy thang.
What's that supposed to mean?
- Not lost your bottle, have you, Gaz? - Dave!
Perfect.
Now then! Cos of us. Men.
- Orange? - Black, for fuck's sake!
It explains a few things, at least.
You're nobody.
No, would you, though?
- Here he is. - All right' Dad?
The jewel in Yorkshire's crown is home to over half a million people,
- Come on, Gaz! Hurry up! - Sorry, lads.
'Ey up! Security guards back.
The juggling bugger?
we're going for the full monty!
Oh, what's it called?
Aye, he bloody would have.
We were thinking...
I can't stand heights, me.
But it's not all hard work for the people of Steel City.
We can use 'em for the show.
I'm gonna get you all your money.
Ooh! Aah! Cantona! Has to wear a girlie bra!
You've an overdraft an' all.
It's not my kind of dancing. It's all arse wiggling.
Skiing, for fuck's sake!
- What are you doing, Mum? - Where have you been?
Oh, aye. Everyday stuff, this.
It's not working in the sense that it's not working.
I'm up to date with the latest industry developments,
I don't feel well.
They're cheering out there. You did that.
The good news is that the outlook for the rest of the week is much better,
- You've had your laugh. Now piss off. - It's a free country.
Come on, love.
We've sold 200 tickets. That's two grand!
Oi, you deaf Mai!
What, here? Now? In this house?
I tell you, he won't be the only one trying to top himself
They're not.
You get back to your rumba. See you later, Gerald.
I always wanted a nosy in the men's toilets.
How many lassies were there, though?
Let's see, there's the...
Nathan.
'Ere, Dave!
- Hang on a minute! - Look at yourself, Gary!
- Come on. - Dad, it's stealing!
Hey, Josh, Justin, Walter!
I don't know...
Fuckin Barclays card SPENDIN
Yeah, I mean...
Congratulations.
If you want to play your games, do that, but Nathan's gonna have two parents now.
Excuse me, no-one said anything to me about the full monty.
'Ey up!
We're all finished, Dave.
- All right? - Aye, not so bad.
Pick it up, and try and slide it across other side.
I'm sorry. Sorry.
He's fine. We've not gotten it charged before. He's fine. We've not gotten it charged before.
What if someone spots me? What if Linda finds out? I've got standing, me.
- Let's see his records. - What have we got, Dave?
It counts for something, don't it?
Where's he gonna find a gun from round 'ere?
- Nature programs. - I like nature programs.
To 400 horny punters? Ask me another one, kid!
There's no point. He went out.
The stomp. The bus stop.
He's a bugle player.
Nowt in a gym'll help you there, mate!
But I only owe him 120 quid.
- I say, Jean! - Yeah?
- That were crap. - Give us a chance!