Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's a bugle player.
We've sold 200 tickets. That's two grand!
Where's he gonna find a gun from round 'ere?
But it's not all hard work for the people of Steel City.
I always wanted a nosy in the men's toilets.
Now then! Cos of us. Men.
It explains a few things, at least.
I don't know...
- That were crap. - Give us a chance!
To 400 horny punters? Ask me another one, kid!
- You've had your laugh. Now piss off. - It's a free country.
We can use 'em for the show.
- Not lost your bottle, have you, Gaz? - Dave!
The good news is that the outlook for the rest of the week is much better,
Aye, he bloody would have.
- Let's see his records. - What have we got, Dave?
You've an overdraft an' all.
Skiing, for fuck's sake!
we're going for the full monty!
I tell you, he won't be the only one trying to top himself
You sexy thang.
Nathan.
I'm sorry. Sorry.
Pick it up, and try and slide it across other side.
There's no point. He went out.
I'm up to date with the latest industry developments,
Oh, aye. Everyday stuff, this.
- What are you doing, Mum? - Where have you been?
- All right? - Aye, not so bad.
Fuckin Barclays card SPENDIN
They're cheering out there. You did that.
They're not.
The jewel in Yorkshire's crown is home to over half a million people,
Let's see, there's the...
Oh, what's it called?
No, would you, though?
It's not my kind of dancing. It's all arse wiggling.
How many lassies were there, though?
You're nobody.
Congratulations.
- Orange? - Black, for fuck's sake!
We're all finished, Dave.
Oi, you deaf Mai!
I can't stand heights, me.
- Nature programs. - I like nature programs.
Hey, Josh, Justin, Walter!
'Ey up!
'Ey up! Security guards back.
What's that supposed to mean?
- I say, Jean! - Yeah?
You get back to your rumba. See you later, Gerald.
'Ere, Dave!
We were thinking...
- Here he is. - All right' Dad?
It counts for something, don't it?
Yeah, I mean...
He's fine. We've not gotten it charged before. He's fine. We've not gotten it charged before.
The stomp. The bus stop.
What, here? Now? In this house?
Perfect.
Excuse me, no-one said anything to me about the full monty.
If you want to play your games, do that, but Nathan's gonna have two parents now.
I'm gonna get you all your money.
- Come on. - Dad, it's stealing!
Come on, love.
Ooh! Aah! Cantona! Has to wear a girlie bra!
But I only owe him 120 quid.
- Come on, Gaz! Hurry up! - Sorry, lads.
- Hang on a minute! - Look at yourself, Gary!
What if someone spots me? What if Linda finds out? I've got standing, me.
The juggling bugger?
Nowt in a gym'll help you there, mate!
It's not working in the sense that it's not working.
I don't feel well.