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We're going now.

All right, then.

I tell you, there's summat up wi' that kid.

'Ey, cop a load of that.

What did you tell him for, anyroad? The kid's a nutter.

We stuck it with superglue.

Come on, come on! One, two!

three. Now the shoes,

- All right, lads? - All right, Gaz?

Because you're fat and he's thin, and you're both fucking ugly.

£4.99, special offer. We're still a fucking fiver short.

- You know I haven't, Dave. - But...

Is that all right?

Put that back. Put it back!

Ah! I thought I clocked you!

I never had you down for this sort of caper, David.

No, no. Just a couple of old tarts. I'm going back in for Nathe.

We're live, and for one night only

If we can't get us kit off in front of ourselves,

- Driving where? - Just driving.

Look, I'll help' all right? I'm running, aren't I?

God, is there anyone I don't get bollocked by?

Just listen, will you? It's nowt to do with any fucking women!

Car. Television.

It's not their bodies, Bee. It's what they do with 'em.

Well, no wonder.

I'm not a chicken drumstick, Gerald.

Dad! Dad, don't.

Dancers have coordination, skill,

So, it's Mr. Horse.

I don't know what you're worrying about, with you-know-who on your tail.

Thanks to steel,

And it's good times for the city's housing, too!

- I wish you'd be firmer, Gerald. - Oh, well. Mustn't be late.

Come on, Dave. Don't stop now.

Have to make an appointment.

True love Truly

I should have guessed when you started wearing totty lotion.

'Ey, Gerry, mate...

I believe in miracles

The less I eat, the fatter I get.

That would be worth ten quid!

How can I tell her after six months?

If you tell me what you're up to, it might help.

You're always bloody behind, more like.

All right, kid.

- I've heard of that. - Clingfilm?

They are now, mate.

- Give us a pear drop, you. - They're not paid for.