Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, shut up! It's not funny. It's medical.

It's not my fault I can't fit through.

If you really want a raise, that's fine.

She's still got credit cards, you know.

They're 20 quid each, them! That were your bloody maintenance!

- Gaz, no. - Dave, he's me kid!

It's miles home! You know that!

Now are you in or are you out

All right, Gerald? I didn't see you!

some fellas thought we'd make a bob or two taking us clothes off.

All right, mate?

What the hell are you doing 'ere? Your mum'll go mad!

Not pissing about!

I weren't in Girl Guides for nowt!

- It's top of the range. Real leather. - Yeah, but...

Well, they're coming!

I think this bugger's sinking.

About six months.

- This is a good area, this is. - Gaz... I dunno.

I can. I just need your signature. It says int' book.

This... This is all wrong, this is.

Cam we do normal things sometimes?

Work. Me. Everything.

"You Sexy Thing." One, Mo...

There's some right good players.

You never put it on for me, did you?

Well, at least one bloke got a job out of this place being shut down.

This is normal! Isn't it, Dave?

You can't do this, kid. It's your savings.

But this? No, no, no.

'Ey up, lads. Bandits at six o'clock.

You don't have to fucking swim, you divvy. That's the point.

I suppose there's nicking cars.

What if it happens again?

There were nowt on telly so I thought I'd give it a go.

What do you mean, in what sense?

Me jeans are bloody soaking!

I'm a bloody marked man now.

Gerald, for once, I'm dead serious. I need your help.

What's got into you?

- Do I have to? - Good kid. On you go.

would you think about it?

Yeah, well a lot - a very lot.

Shut up, Dave. It's supposed to be a bloody funeral.

So, please avoid the area if possible.

Well, it's been a while, mind. And I've got this dodgy hip.

You're bloody right it don't.

- Gerald... - Aye, go on!

- Go get snagged! - Get your knickers off!

Dave, you won't tell anyone, will you?

Look, shut up, will you? Watch.

I can even cope with the shame of everyone watching this.

I mean fresh start, you know.

Bastard! That were mine, that job!

- Double-glazing salesmen. - Gardening. The Queen's speech.

Offside trap. One, two,