Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jesus! Stay still.
- Have you got some time off? - Nah.
Except I'm your dad.
You...!
You heard 'em. We've gotta give them more than your average ten-bob stripper.
Ask him why he's called the Horse.
Nathan.
Them dancers. Mum were going on about it.
Well, no looking. And no laughing, you bastards.
Sheffield really is a city on the move!
You're worth more than that.
For Christ's sake, we're looking for dancing.
Dave, mate.
It's about Lomper.
One, two, three, four.
Gerald, come on, mate. Just an hour!
Strippers?
Hope you don't think I'm being nosy, but... what do you do?
Orange.
That's all. Just tonight.
I thought you were turning me into a fancy dancer.
What do I have to do?
What's the matter, big man?
You know I cant stretch to that.
busy, you know.
You nutter.
- Just advertising for some mates. - Oh, aye.
timing, fitness and grace.
All right! I'll... I'll get tickets! I will!
- Come on, we just need some help. - Sorry.
Listen. If we're doing this, then just this once,
She's already got you hoovering! I saw it and I let it go!
What color?
Starting at £16,000, plus the pension scheme.
Cheeky buggers! It's a bloody working-men's club!
Walter has some wrong keys, Andre.
- What are they doing? - It's the works band. It's still going.
Fucking hell! You'll let some poof wave his tackle at your missis?
Cheers, Nathe.
All right.
No, Gerald. I've never liked 'em.
- Kept hold of your chips, though. - House repossessed.
- I've sold 200-odd tickets! - How many?
Dave.
It's marvelous, this.
- Yeah, right. That all? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
They're just messing, Dave.
- How come you're so brown? - No reason.
And your live-in lovers gonna do that?
Sorry...
Mum's house is always warm.
Oh, right! She's one of Gaz's little tans, is she?
Horse, go out and tell 'em there's a delay.
Nothing's happening, you know what I mean? Nothings getting bigger.
You're always ahead there
- Jean? - Or this?
- What? - You stay still!
you can maybe put it next to... wishing well.
Yeah, well a lot - a very lot.
What did I tell you? She's nifty on her pins.
- You didn't get it, then? - Get out the way! Come 'ere!
My favorite film's "Singing Int' Rain". That walking-up-wall thing is ace!