Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Anti-wrinkle cream.
- Get her out of there. - It's women only.
Oh, aye! Jiggling about in the buff. Therapy!
- Are you all right, kid? - You bastard!
Yeah, well...
Gary the lad! What are you up to, then, shifty?
Off, off, off!
Is Barry with her?
You know, love, I think they just might be.
When he's rehearsing.
His mum died two days ago.
- "Marching With Hepworth"? - Jesus Christ!
Me, Dave.
And we go back further than I care to remember.
They were together in the paper.
Ah, who'd have ruddy thought it, eh?
Is he in?
And you... go forward, OK?
Our money. Nathan's. You know, for definite this time.
Haven't got any mates.
Yeah, don't remind me.
And this has been going on how long?
Bloody hell!
All I want to do is get you in a straight bloody line!
If I give you t'club for nowt and you don't turn up,
You learn us dancing, I'll learn you the rest.
- Aye. - Aye.
It's all to fucking cock. I'm his dad, and you...
Well, this is an emergency, is this.
Park your sequins over 'ere.
Do you mind, you!
It don't matter. Bye.
Nathe.
You're always ahead there.
It's not straight, Lomps.
Taking us kit off.
Nathe...
- That should keep it well in order. - Like what?
I don't bloody know, do I? But it is.
What do you reckon, Dave? Eight? Maybe even a nine.
Hello, Boys.
It's the Arsenal offside trap, isn't it?
It had to be my... job!
Lomper here is Tony Adams, right?
I bet even Madonna has difficulty with her shoes.
No, no, no! Jesus Christ!
I were on me way up! I am on me way up!
I'm 'ere, working! Earning! That's where.
Nathan!
"Not so bad"?
- All right, kid? - Hiya!
Don't be so bloody daft. We were just saying...
This is no place for kids.
No, your... Your secret's safe with me.
Now, back to the music. Here's another disco classic from the 70s.
Now get out there and do your stuff.
- What walking-up-wall thing? - I'll show you.
Well, no. The thing is, Mand, you have to speculate to accumulate, in business.
Bollocks to your personality! This is what they're looking at.
Ever seen a zebra brought down by a pack of wolves?
You've got some fit birds in there.
No, no, my chuffing pleasure!
Now are in in or are you out
He can hear all right.
Bastard!
Tell you what. Next weekend I'll have a big tidy round. I promise!
Full Monty solved it
He's fine. We've not been charged or owt.
And who's gonna come and see your mates?
Yeah, I know what I am, so don't take the piss.
Come down job club. That'll be a right laugh.
There's nothing I can do to help you.