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[Sighs]
Here we go here. I need something to put here.
- Is that it? - It was a gift!
Lena.
that like to be told what to do.
Patrick: Catherine, you okay?
I lost the watch you gave me.
Flew by and took a big old shit on my car.
I'm not letting you have all the fun.
Woman: Jesus, Deran.
Ready?
Your mom always had a lot of guys around, J.
[Engine starts]
[Tailgate closes]
Some of us aren't looking to suck off Mommy's tit
- Should we get sprinkles? - Yeah.
Uh...
Ungrateful.
- They killed a cop? - Off-duty.
- Come on, they're coming! - They're coming, Pope!
You've surfed big waves before, huh?
and turns on her as soon as she grows a pair of tits.
'Cause he's complaining about his stomach.
I thought it might be better for everybody if I left.
It's true.
Good. Good.
[Air hissing]
I had to pay 4 grand for an MRI
It's the only nice thing she really ever had.
Don't be sorry. It's not a prison.
No, take it.
Hey, don't cut the wire. Could be live.
Plainclothes today.
She asked me to do it, so I did.
[Scraping]
I was only trying to make things easier for her,
I got scared in there.
Right. One eye and a fin, just flopping around.
If I thought that's where you were sleeping,
Come on.
[Groans]
[Coughing]
[Tool clangs]
We were studying for physics.
Oh, man, she loves that thing.
I'm not saying we're gonna hike a pyramid,
Sledgehammer.
Go!