Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sorry, we're shooting a music video.

Can a cock answer an iPhone?

Cheating "Evan-tually" gets you killed.

I'm so fucking stupid!

You're really into music.

Um, thank you so, so much.

Call me when you get there.

I want cake for breakfast.

let's welcome our lovely, beautiful and charming,

Go home, Monkey.

-Come on, Evan. Join us. -Yeah, join the party.

Well, when you love someone...

I don't think he can talk.

-Cake! Cake! Cake! -Cake! Cake! Cake!

And the star of Family Feud, Richard Dawson!

I swear, I swear I was sitting there for 15 minutes

Do you guys want to live in a box?

Oh, I've never been.

You have your phone?

This is you, Evan.

I love Karen. I love her so much, how is she?

Fuck me, Daddy!

This is what happens when you break the rules of the game, Evan.

Sorry, I didn't mean it like that.

-What's going on, Louis? -What's shakin'?

Kiedy znowu spotykasz sie z karcześcianą

You're calling from 458...

I'm Bernadette. I'm Uncle Evan's niece.

For tonight's contestant,

DADDY,PLEASEDOMYASS

You take that off.

I don't own a gun.

Shut the fuck up!

thick, long hair.

No, it's fine. We celebrated this morning.

Like, being with one person your whole life,

But, uh, I love the sound of vinyl.

Great. Great. Great

so he doesn't stay all alone during the weekend.

It's a little bit magenta, but it's almost perfect.

We don't sleep.

How long have you and your wife been together?

I was 29 and she was 20.

What the hell are you doing?

-Oh, come on. -You're not having a party.

How far away from school

I cannot wait to see her exhibition.

Great. Great. Great.

Oh, monster confused!

-So sweet. -I'll trade you.

Monkey, good boy.

You better hope the police get here before Karen does.

Twenty years behind bars.

It's time for the Family Feud!

I made a mistake.

What am I supposed to do?

And it'll be here in...