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Bel, Bel, untie me, please?
-What are you doing? -Much better.
You're murderers.
We're not animals.
Yeah, I mean, like, seriously,
If you promise to behave, I'll take out the gag.
100 yards?
Please. Please, don't do this.
Which way is MOMA?
Come on, where is it, Daddy?
But you were keeping secrets from us, Evan.
Please don't tell Karen.
He tripped, it's his fault.
Wow.
How about covered in her lipstick?
Well, you guys picked an awesome location.
Shit!
I
Is that your final answer?
Untie him, Belly.
A game? A game?
Bye, Monkey.
Just tell me. How much do you want?
Even calling your family and telling them everything you did to us?
Call 911!
-This is your wife? -Yup.
- Right, kids? - Right.
Oh, my God.
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I have evidence.
Doggy style, Belly!
Look closely. So you'll remember us.
No! Please!
he's not only an architect but also a DJ,
I can drive out there.
Daddy, don't forget to send all your party pix on Instagram.
You came to my house! You came to me!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my fucking God!
Well, Monkey...
We've been walking around for, like, 20 minutes.
No, help! Help!
Daddy?
Are you religious?
Oh!
Mmm-mmm. No, I'll take care of it. Don't worry.
She sees a hot girl and chases after her.
Okay, man in the middle!
Fuck me, Daddy!
Wanna go for a little ride?
The Gregorys?
No one's fucking home! We tried every house!
What the fuck are you doing?
Well, it's okay. I have no complaints.
and that's why Evan's out.
Good.
Yeah. Excuse me.
That's a statement.
You've proved your point.
Evan, I have something to confess.
Chilean, actually.
Let's change, I feel gross.
Go!
-You like it? -I love it.
Oh, my God.
- What happened? - Evan!
We really don't want to go to a party soaking wet.
I trusted you both, how could you fuck my wife?
He kicks, I shoot.
I like building up the anticipation.
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I mean, we're animals. We're more animals than animals.
-That would be awesome. -Rice?
Sorry, I was just being honest.
-Everybody packed? -Yeah.
I think it's a little late for an ambulance, Evan.
Jim and I are going to drive up for the opening
God! I can't hear! I can't hear!
I'm so sorry, it was warmer here.
is going against your own nature.
I mean, "tonight" for the super-secret party.
Especially when you're only there for 24 hours.
Well, everything's online now, so...
I love you, Daddy.
You can't run away from us, Daddy.
Why did you do that, Reagan?
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I'm crazy about you.
Is it a Father's Day present for Daddy?
I'll get your clothes.
Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me where Evan is?
-Louis... -See you, kids.
Where do you think you're going, Evan?
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Shut the fuck up, both of you right now!
Doggy style, Belly!
Yeah, why, Evan?
I'm an architect.
Please. Please.
-Bullshit. -Thirty seconds. Go! Go!
What's the proper punishment for a pedophile?
It's more like "momma."
All it needs is you.