Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is beyond embarrassing.

I don't know any of these.

Monkey in the middle! Monkey in the middle!

No matter how much they love their families.

Karen Alvarado. That's such a pretty name.

I'm no expert, I was only there for a semester, but,

Help! Help! Help!

What's wrong, Daddy?

Post something really personal for all your friends to see.

No, it's fine. Don't worry.

-No rules. -None.

Make yourselves at home.

Did you forget what you did to me all those years?

I just have a funny story for them.

"We're flight attendants. Come on, fuck us!

You wanna go door-to-door telling your neighbors

-I'm sorry. -Fucking shoulder.

We'll just get the address and be out of your hair.

What the fuck is this shit!

What are you hiding here, huh?

We have chicken...

What the fuck are you talking about?

is nothing compared to what I'm going to do to you

-Dallas. -Oh? I used to live in Austin.

Happy Father's Day, Daddy!

Evan, I'm so sorry I'm late,

Bel, please help him!

there's something we have to learn from each other.

--Yeah, you can.

You have Spanish music.

Yes, Belly, but it's gotta be hard.

Please, please, please take it out! Take it out!

I forgot how strong Vanessa's weed was.

Of course. It's, uh, down the hall on the right.

I just woke up.

it's cheating. We still have 90 minutes.

When u get to exited with my brother

Yeah, close your eyes, baby.

What the fuck is so funny!

Why did you do that to me?!

Help! Please help me! Somebody help me!

-I've been dying to meet her. -Answer it.

I hung up as soon as it hit voice mail. I knew you'd pussy out.

Thirty seconds. Only inside the house.

Well, looks like it's time for our first commercial break.

It's your relationship, Evan.

Get a haircut, Dad!

That guy barely spoke English.

If you really love me,

You're a life saver, Evan.

Don't fucking move!

I can't do this. I'm married.