Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know you really should be more careful with Facebook.

It's been awhile.

An architect and an artist.

An insane collection.

You like how it fits me, Daddy?

That's irresponsible parenting.

It's Aunt Karen's stuff, we wouldn't go near it.

Hey, guys, hot off the presses.

We saw that in a movie, Evan.

Sorry. We had to try one.

Yeah, I'm sure she was a poor helpless 25-year-old.

Where's your wife?

You're the fucking whore!

I'm not cutting it.

-Thank you. -Thank you, that's nice.

I have a lot of work to do this weekend.

-You like it? -I love it.

-Cheating Evan. -Cheating Evan who?

Humans are the only species that practice monogamy.

Yeah, It's called ART

Please! Please!

Fuck me like you fuck your little daughter!

We'll be back after this commercial break.

-Are you sure? -Yeah.

No, no. It's exactly what I think!

I'm a good father.

We'll be back after a message from our sponsors.

Yeah, but with the kids and my exhibition

My wife loves her, Fran Valenzuela.

Fuck me, Daddy!

but now he's okay.

Assuming they got the color right this time.

I know two ghetto ass hos when I see 'em!

You sure? I feel like such an idiot.

Go ahead, talk.

Genesis, please don't point that at me.

They're so pretty.

Knock Knock was made in 2015.

these two cute little girls can put you behind bars

-Okay, okay. -Cake! Cake! Cake!

I can try and fix it.

Send our love to Karen and the kids!

Wow! Chocolate with sprinkles!

Let their kids play here if you're a convicted pedophile?

-She made all these? -Yeah.

Help! Please somebody, help!

She was, uh, she was born in Barcelona.

Yeah, I mean, we've never seen one of these before.

Please, Genesis!

No. No, no, no.

it kinda dries it out.

if I ever see your fucking lying face again.

Holaaaa Me gusta el pito

I know I can take the both of you.

-Morning, Daddy. -Evan! Evan!

What was I supposed to do?

You're not gonna get out and say bye?

Not everyone would just let two total strangers into their house these days.