Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's what this is all about, isn't it? You want to fuck up the wedding.

Just a random security check.

F U Mariah Carey is awesome She's delicious!!!

# I see trees of green #

Just want to make sure everything works out smoothly.

# I got to give it up #

We gotta go see Raza.

We'll go back to the Jerz...

The other day, caught a rerun of that show Becker.

♪ What a wonderful world ♪ ♪ What a wonderful world ♪

# Thank you, Jesus #

Yeah. It was like I was telling the Sheriff...

Hey, who you calling Matthew Perry, bitch?

- What the fuck is that thing in his hands? - No, ma'am, not a terrorist.

# He smell this pussy #

You boys ready for your cockmeat sandwich?

It will be a cold day in hell before I let you hijack this plane.

Roldy, dude, I'd never thought I'd say this in a million years...

# And I think to myself #

Roldy, can you move us out of the way? There's a house coming up down here.

Hey, I paid her good money.

- Still getting into trouble, huh? - A little bit.

Racist? Dude, I'm black.

# You better check yo self #

# I see them bloom #

It's a baby deer.

# Drag this pussy nigga, slap his ass up like a bitch #

Kyle Fuckin Tucker

Hey, Jon, are you gonna let him do that?

We're definitely gonna find her.

lie to your ex-girlfriend about how you got crabs?

Can you use tongue?

Look what we got us here brothers

# Catholic, Jehovah Witness # # I wanna smoke some weed #

And now, how about you focus?

I am not Arab! I am Indian!

I lit a lot of these candles.

- Hey. - Hey. How you doing?

Yeah. You know what that means, benevolent?

It's about seven dollars?

# I think to myself #

You mean the world to me, man. I love you.

I don't even know what I was thinking.

What are you doing? I'm taking a piss, asshole!

Honey, something's wrong with that DSL.

Yo. What are you guys talking about?

# I see skies of blue #

Can you move it around in a circle?

You've had dozens of shrooms, my friend.

Yeah, well, listen, Dr... Dipshit.

There is nothing on the planet...

It's gonna be a bumpy fuckin' ride.

Hey, Colton, I can't believe you're doing this for us...

Your cocks are awesome, man!

so I thought I would come and surprise you.

Who are these people?

It may be. But I'm gonna wait till you get out of the shower.

Fuck that. Listen, guys, guys, guys. I am the fucking President, all right?

# That pussy, pussy #

No, we're whores.

We just... we show up in Amsterdam and we start calling hotels...

You know what bothers me the most, though?

Szeptemberi 19, 1971

- This is nuts. This is nuts. - I know, dude.

# Grab the Hennessy, get the acid tab #

# On a good thing #

I'm an innocent man.

Come on, boys, let's chase them back to the border!

You're still not reading that poem.

I'm sorry, sweetheart.

This is textbook racial profiling...

# And if you're feeling down give your boy a call #

Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to, buddy

So you guys are fucking fugitives?

and we figured that maybe your Colton could help us out.

# For lettin' me live another day, hey, hey #

Secretary Fox. Glad you could make it.

# Police pull me over #

as soon as possible.

# She said, "Boy, go ahead" #

I assume Secretary Whitmore's coming?

We're actually trying to get to Texas.

I didn't think I could take on that kind of responsibility.

- But... - All right.

That looks like Osama bid Laden's beard

# His missus he thinks is a little lost #

Jesus, every time the two of us try to get anywhere...

- Y'all need a place to stay? Ya hungry? - Yeah, sure.

Our square-root signs become unglued

and even if we were, that doesn't make us terrorists.

We were about to have all the legal weed we wanted.

'Cause he doesn't have a police record. He's an orthodontist, for Christ's sake.

# My dick cost a late-night fee #

- Doesn't she look amazing? - Yeah.

What about the really high club?

I love you, dude.

- Come on. - Just wait.

Where's your Koran now?

# If you're in doubt then you are missing out #

But it's cool. He doesn't know how to say "I'm sorry. "

You're a long way from Texas.

# In askin' why I'm born I come up on when I'm on her #

I don't know what I was thinking dating that douchebag Colton.

Szeptemberi 13, 1971

Hope you boys like extra mayo.

- Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - Jesus Christ!

- No luck, huh? - No.

I don't know if we can trust our government anymore.

Road. Neil, please, can you pay attention...

What the hell is going on here?

Really? Drinking?

Yeah, there's got to be a highway.

Hey. She's not some skank, man.

That looks like Osama bin Laden's beard.

- No. - Neil, no.

Try to suit yourself. Try to suit yourself.

Meet the smokeless bong.

- I laced it with blow. - Fuck.

Tell them that in your fake ching-chong language.

Sir, I need you to step aside, please. Let me search you.

Then read it to me.

Excuse me, please. Will you turn that off? This is a library.

We're actually on our way to Amsterdam.

Well, good call.