Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, where are we going?

Smell that? That smells like douche.

Just have some coffee. Yeah?

if he can't be a good friend to me, I'm not gonna be a good friend to him.

Hey, what are you doing?

What the hell is this?

He's here! I knew he'd come.

I was actually being a productive member of society.

Fuck you, foundry is awesome! It's delicious!

Why did we have to leave? Their Goonies child was kind of cute.

Marijuana is illegal, Vanessa.

I'm just saying that...

What the fuck? Why am I talking to you about this?

and four large orders of fries?

# My stoney, my stoney #

# For lettin' me live another day, hey, hey #

Yeah. How else was I supposed to get past him?

# Ba-dunk, ba-dunk, ba-dunk #

# We havin' church up in here tonight It's the Reverend Rufus Johnson #

- No, I'm trying to explain it! Harold! - Shut up, shut up, shut up! Shut up!

The Bill of Rights? Why?

I kind of always, you know, sort of assumed...

I am in a great amount of pain!

So, what do you say you take a brother back?

You ever try raidin' not high? It's Boring as shit

And I promise you, if we figure out...

Patrick Harris.

you fucking cowards!

Please don't let it be Big Bob. Please don't let it be Big Bob.

Now why don't you tell me what really happened?

It's not like you would understand, so...

# I got to give it up #

I just want to let you know...

It's total gibberish.

Szeptemberi 10, 1971

And we're not dating anymore.

Hello? Come, come?

It's obvious these kids are innocent. But you're too dumb to realize that.

Negative. He's on an ice fishing trip in Glacier Bay.

He's black. He's not a racist.

- Did I beep? - No, you didn't beep.

# My dick pink and big #

For nine could thwart this evil trick With just some quick arithmetic

But it was agony pretending his puny, little penis satisfied me.

Listen. I'm really sorry to bother you with this.

Roldy, you're missing out, brother.

If you two don't want to get your dicks wet, that's fine with me.

- A lot. - I bet.

the bottomless trend. Hence, the bottomless party.

You were right.

- Look... What are you doing? What is this? - You'll see.

Yeah, me too. It didn't work out.

Beecher, what are you doing?

They're getting weapons, man.

This is an outrage!

Szeptemberi 20, 1971

and this is Kumar Patel.

# For letting me # # At 4:20 #

# Nigger, I'm high, nigger, you high # # Uh-huh #

Actually, Mr. President, there is one thing.

and let me do my job.

Szeptemberi 29, 1971

Shut up! You're an idiot.

What's going on? We're in Birmingham, Alabama. Are we supposed to be here?

It's probably just some Amsterdam fling, all right?

- All clear. - Safe to proceed.

Explain why you're putting me through...

Don't worry, Chestnut. I took complete care of 'em.

Whhaaattt!!! The hellll

That blond negro they got on there, he had me in stitches.

and we're not gonna find you, huh?

- Are you retarded? - No.

Holy shit, dude.

You were supposed to be following the directions, asshole. What do you mean?

No doubt. If anyone could clear your names, it's him.

It's the weed capital of the world!

Thanks for stopping.

This song rocks, dude.

Would that make you feel better?

- Love your dickdo, Raza. - Yeah. Drink it in.

- Do you mind if I take a look? - No.

Szeptemberi 1, 1971

Harold and Kumar.

Neil, can you just focus on driving? You've had... Focus on the road.

But that don't mean we ought to be judged.

We found their phone.

Watch out for cheetahs! This is cheetah turf.

When they offer a Cabbed vermeer rig + $40 Hourly with Perdeim Boner Achieved!

# Ba-dunk, ba-dunk, ba-dunk #

# Something about that woman #

# And we keep going on and on and on and on #

I know, right? All right, boys.

Even look at the credit card bills?

That's why I'm so stressed out right now.

Together now we multiply

# Ooh, heaven is a place on earth #

# And we keep holding on and we keep being strong #

- I'll loan you one of my cars. - Really?

# The hotter the intensity #

Ain't nothing GAY about getting your dick sucked you're the one who's gay for sucking my dick

They're using some sort of dialect I've never heard before.

# I can tell you what they say, haters, if you wanna know #

And Neil Patrick Harris isn't around to see it, man.

- Yeah, but... - He's a good driver. Stop.

- Yeah. - Shall we?

# Pussy real good #

- Keep your hands up. - Please don't shoot us.

No buts. No buts!. What do you do...? No buts. No buts!. What do you do...?

You see this cute, little white girl, Beecher?

So what are you guys doing in South Beach?

And I'm happy for you and Vanessa.