Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...in your basement, man! ... a fucking thing, dude!

Yeah, well at least Vanessa's not in Amsterdam...

# Your dick suffer from stage fright #

Hey! Hey, what are you doing?

- That's right! - After everything I let you buy!

Listen, Roldy filled me in on the situation.

I fucked up and I always fuck up. I am a fuck-up.

Rold, come on, of course they are.

I don't know how to say this any other way, man, but we're fugitives.

I don't wanna die!

# Fuck it! Let's go to see the point #

because I'm a minority.

- Kumar. - Yeah.

And my favorite book is A Moveab/e Feast.

Yeah, you look great. You look awesome. Sorry.

Looks like I got a little more pull with the President than you, bitch.

# Thank you, Lord # # Thank you, Lord #

What are you guys doing here?

# Makes your heart sing #

If you ever need anything, I'm your man.

Do you have a masters in romantic Korean literature?

Dude, this is weed.

Rejoicing as an integer

electronic devices right over there.

So you take a little weed...

Colton is the only guy that can help us out at this point.

Yo. Yo. Yo, look, he has one of these things.

Y'all come down here and hide in the basement. I will handle this.

HERE IS YOUR USDA MARKET CALL

That guy scares the crap out of me. Let's go hide in the guesthouse.

# A fat bag of weed and some Happy Meals? #

The glass hurt my dick. The glass hurt my dick.

# My niggas is my niggas 'cause my niggas... #

- Why did you bring us here, dude? - What do you mean, why did I...

It's just it's Kumar's fault.

I'm scared because they're scary.

You know, Roldy, I really thought you were bigger than this.

Sorry. It's a little sticky.

- What? - I got this.

He is a douchebag. What were you thinking?

My name is Harold Lee, sir...

# Watch the butterflies hit the wall #

# It don't mean you don't believe in God #

# Something about that woman #

# My dick locked in a cage, right #

- You like getting hand jobs? - Yeah.

Are they still behind us?

She was my little baby.

Happened on the set of C/ara's Heart.

we were on a plane to Amsterdam...

Every time I see a bag of Hershey's Kisses, my balls get so wet.

That's what I think of the second Amendment.

# Thank you, Lord # # Sunday #

And tell us what you want us to do.

Now back off...

- We'll find it, we'll find it. ... thataway. Yeah.

We know what he said!

# She say I'm no good #

# And we keep holding on and we keep being strong #

You thought that after 9/11 our national security was a joke, huh?

where we'd be forced to suck Big Bob's fat dick.

Of course, you're a model. You're very hot. You're a model.

I'da straightened up in here.

The point is, boys...

We'll do it your way.

The President's supposed to be at our wedding...

- Five alive. - Sure.

and, like, stole that monkey and put it in Andy Rosenberg's dorm room?

and I'm offended.

# My dick so hot it's stolen #

# As long as I don't touch it #

- It does? - Yeah.

Well, well, well. I thought you'd never show your face around here again.

You ever tried farmin' not high? It's borin' as shit.

- It's done. - Don't say that.

This is bigger than I thought.

I don't even know...

That's big of you, Kumar.

This isn't necessary! Mr. White is telling you the truth!

You owe us, man.

Thanks, man. Cheers, dude.

- med school thing, right? - I know.

That looks like Osama bin Laden's beard.

This is poison.

That means I get to pardon whoever I want. You guys are in the fuckin' clear.

Oh, yeah, that's it.

A three is all that's good and right

- Fuck you! Fuck you! - I'm gonna rip you up, bitch!

and started realizing what your government is doing to the world...

Gross! You fucking pissed on me!

- Where y'all going? Damn! - We was just trying to help.

You know what he got me? A job.

What about you?

Then stop fucking with me.

Hey, look, dude.

# Take care of my kids, be the man of the house #