Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I don't want to hear the excuses! - It's not an excuse!
I got this one!
- I actually still have some weed. - You do?
So you get high and then you put other people who smoke weed in jail?
Anyway, we were on a parachute and we sort of landed on your ranch.
You couldn't wait?
Shut up!
I can promise you that I will always love you.
How the fuck am I supposed to do that?
That is so sweet.
- You're actually very close. May I? - Yeah.
We believe he's of Korean descent.
I'm sure you get this all the time...
Zip it, Hello Kitty. OK? I know your operation's funded through drugs.
# My stoney baby #
She's all yours, buddy.
I don't think so. Dude, the Klan is fucking slow.
after you try and blow up a plane filled with Americans!
I'm sorry.
- Good to see you guys again. - Congratulations again.
All right, guys. Jet's all fueled. You should be home in no time.
When you were slaving away at work...
You can make it, dude.
and second of all...
Damn it. Make sure the press doesn't get wind of this.
If we get out of this...
Why would you go through my purse?
- I can't believe this. - Vanessa, let me explain...
OK. You don't speak to me, ever.
These fuckers are goin' down.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
# Ooh wee # # La, la, la, la, la, la-la #
# And keep the downstream down and the upstream up #
- Seriously? - Yeah. It's in my pants.
What's going on?
- Dude. Dude. - Oh, my God.
# I want to be happy, just like... #
Mexicans!
# I wake up praising God every day #
Holy fucking shit, that was awesome.
You'll find love again someday.
She had these tiny, little Hershey Kiss nipples...
Don't worry. It'll help you relax while it goes away. Don't worry. It'll help you relax while it goes away.
You picked the wrong plane, you terrorist fuck!
Are all these planes yours?
Come on, don't be embarrassed. You know, a lot of girls find intelligence sexy.
What does the P.H. Stands for in N.P.H.?
# She's got something you can't live without #
# He wanna taste this pussy #
I've looked through the files on Harold Lee and Kumar Patel.
Man. I can't believe we're going back.
- Harold, this is definitely not... ... get it.
Giving him what he deserves.
- Man, this is so not like me. - Yeah.
# And we sittin' over here at sixteen five-o, cone it #
# It's just something about that woman #
Actually, my dad taught it to me in sixth grade.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Let's go to work. Hey, listen, guys, enjoy.
- Wipe and leave. Wipe and leave now! - Dude, this thing is huge!
- Very patriotic of you. - Thank you.
# My dick plays on the double feature screen #
- Wow. Man. - Shit.
saving herself for you, dude?
Right now, she's probably got two uncircumcised dicks...
Holy shit!
What's up with the guy with the weird eyes?
...you buy?! Do you think we need another set of golf balls?
Sounds like an incredible job, man.
- Walk? - Yeah.
Let's get out of here.
♪ What a wonderful world ♪ ♪ What a wonderful world ♪
- So who the heck are you guys? - All right.
Don't you dare say a fucking word about my angel!
But first... y'all got to get in the spirit of the party.
You know, this is great, guys.
I just can't find her anywhere.
Really? You think so?
we just wanna know where they are.
You don't get shit like this in New Jersey.
Excuse me.
- This car is frickin' sweet. - Yeah, yeah, it's sweet.
Find out if they have any relatives in the country.
Yeah.
# I wake up praising God every day #
- All right. Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up. - Neil, Neil, come on! Come on, man!
# What? # # Just 'cause you smoke weed #
He likes you.
Yeah, how about that?
'Cause this is America, dude...
Jesus Christ, there's a fucking monster!
We are here to see...
# Bring your son along, shit, he can hit the joint #
It's like right now...
Besides, I bring you new customers.
# And he believes the disease that he's heathen #
# La, la, la, la, la, la-la #
I love bein’ white!
when it comes to feeling good...
- That's not good. - Now there's no music, man.
Just let me...
Oh, my God!
- What is happen... - Who is that?
Mexicans
his timing, it's priceless.
- Really? - Yes.
Holy shit!
Congratulations, you guys.
- I became his right-hand man. - Douche.
We need...
that I love more than a hot, new pussy.
- Would you put that down? - No, you can hook up to the Internet.
What the hell are y'all doing in my office?
- Bye. - Bye.
- What... Neil! What are you doing? - Come on. Come on. Come on.
Should we? What if they kill us out there?
Dude.
It's just this fucking calculus final is killing me.
Our son.
# 'Cause shotgun bullets are bad for your health #
Szeptemberi 11, 1971
Yeah.
You wanna know what I think about the Fifth Amendment?
Neil.
- No! Fuck that! - Yes!
Lynch 'em!
- All right, let's get goin'. - Hold on, hold on, hold on, Big Bob...
# Tabernacle, yeah # # And #
# Yeah, confusing days, he moved aways #
How about you answer that question? I'm gonna go check this out.
# Suspicious, he moved, it was his cost #
God, his dick smells like shit, dude.
at the Wal-Mart the other day.
That's my boy!
That prick fucking branded me!
This is bigger than I thought
'cause I got a whole lot of sandwich waitin' for ya.
You have. You look amazing. Your hair is diff...
I think it still has cheese on it.
- Hurry up. Come on, man. - Guys.
No buts. No buts! What do you do...? No buts. No buts! What do you do...?