Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Turns out the FBI was already tapping Mr. Goldstein's phone.

Who do you think you is, hitting me?

- Would you please... - Oh, my dick!

Take 'em away, guys.

I just had the most fucked-up nightmare.

Hope you boys like extra mayo!

Its horn was so shiny.

Listen, no matter what, don't let the creature know that it's ugly, OK?

So a little ice and massage should do the trick. You'll be fine.

- It's gonna be awesome. - It's not not gonna be awesome.

You just blew my fucking mind

They are supposed to be in prison! That is where terrorists belong!

# Get in the lap, come on, jump in #

All right, what do we do? What do we do?

Hey, this wasn't supposed to be a trip through the South, OK?

Szeptemberi 26, 1971

So, what's up with you? You still dating the Abercrombie-wearing douchebag?

# They say ooh wee #

So what are you guys in here for?

What's in the bag?

I'll never forget her. Her name was Tashonda.

- Come on! Come on! Come on! - Neil!

Come with me, I'll show you to your bed.

- What? - OK. Fuck.

If you want to know the secret of being, you will come with us.

and he's getting married to Kumar's ex-girlfriend.

And, like, 12 cans of Mace.

# Highway to the danger zone #

Amsterdam is a very small place. It's not gonna be...

because he knows it'll make me happy...

Rufus. Next to them marshmallows...

Like the government's never screwed us over before. You know what?

I don't know what the hell is going on here...

I think I'm OK. Yeah.

Sorry, I smoked weed with the President.

# Be my Juliet and I can be your Romeo #

We break free from our mortal bonds

I don't give a rat's ass what that bitch got.

# I said, "Now, why the hell would I wanna interrupt it?" #

and ask if they have a Maria staying there?

match that of Lee and Patel.

All I saw was the creature's hand.

Harold, what are you doing here?

Such is my reality A sad irrationality

How'd you come up with that?

You son of a bitch.

No. We... are getting married.

- What's your name, miss? - Tits Hemingway.

This is fucked. We are fucked.

A good friend is hard to come by.

My grandpappy bought this land in 1902.

What's going on here?

is for some peace and...

I mean, I don't need them to tell me how to do what I have to do.

Almost gone, witness.

And in less than eight hours, we're gonna be in Amsterdam.

What the fuck is he doing?

Tell 'em to turn the plane around. These two assholes are goin' back to the U.S.

Best s'mores we've had in a long time...

Oh, my God, there she is.

Hey, dude, there's a lighter here with a clown on it.

- and the graham crackers. - Everybody sit down.

highly... boobies. Yeah.

- What do you mean, they found you? - Listen, I'm so sorry. I am so sorry.

you can treat me like some dork in gym class?

- Roldy? - Please don't!

You are a douchebag...

This is what Mike thinks of the first amendment

You know that show?

This is ridiculous.

He said he got a bomb!

Pussy, I'm home!

- Yeah. - She's hot, right?

I own that place now, Colton.

# Dangerous mind, just like Coolio #

It's like I'm a whole new Harold. Better, faster, stronger.

# We're gonna have church tonight # # Yeah, yeah! #

Szeptemberi 2, 1971

- No. - Put the bong away!

Well, they know we're closing in on 'em, that's why.

This is where Colton grew up, huh?

Szeptemberi 7, 1971

# Just 'cause you smoke weed don't mean you're a sinner #

This time you're not escaping.

- You guys are real terrorists? - Some call us terrorists.

Do you know if they know anybody in Florida?

Have you forgotten what happened the last time you were here?

who make the world think that Americans are stupid!

You better go back to sleep, boy!

# Thank you, Lord # # Thank you, Lord #

Yeah. The sun's about to go down.

It helps me relax?

Yeah, I'm done.

Wow, we actually get a first-hand look at the South, huh?

- No! Shut up! - OK.

It was such a big mistake.

your dick's gonna be sore for two weeks.

OK. That's cool.

Lee and Patel made a phone call to you.

Every time I go on the online, it says, "Searching for server. "

# Rejoice and please let me invite you to evil, greed and lies too #

Put it down! Yo, put it down!

I'm taking a whole week off from work here, man.

Well, you look like Matthew Perry.

You ready for your cockmeat sandwich?

Ain't nothing gay about getting your dick sucked!