Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Pussy fart!
I thought you were joking...
- I don't even know her last name. - Dude, it's totally cool.
I mean, I'm supposed to be with my Maria right now in Amsterdam, OK?
- Neil! Neil! - Time to put your dick in the dirt.
Yeah, I love bein' white.
# My stoney, my baby #
It was.
Dude, I don't want a fucking hit!
Wait a second. Do you have his contact info?
Come on. Let's get the hell back to Jersey.
Shit.
- What is his name? We're here... - Vagina.
- Get up in your face, man. - We'll see.
- Come on. - Wait, wait, wait, wait a second!
I loved her so much.
Enjoy.
- No. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's not...
- Hurry up. - Neil!
Oh, my God.
Thank you, Agnes.
Yeah. The last thing I was letting you guys do is ruin my wedding.
Exactly.
What's the matter, Sally? I thought I was one of your top customers.
I'm in charge while he's gone.
- Jesus Christ. OK, OK. - Please don't shoot.
What the fuck, yo?
You were tapping my phone?
We were on our way to Texas and we got lost.
# Strip down and be a passenger Strip down and be a messenger #
- Guys. - Please don't worry about us.
Just a minute.
- Vanessa. - Oh, my God!
- N.P.H.! - No!
Is it time? Is it freedom o'clock?
Are you talking on a cellphone when the government is looking for us?
I don't have a reason to lie to you, man.
# How do I say goodbye #
I had catering get an extra case of Coors Light...
It is an honor to meet you, sir.
Only if you promise to get me out of this awkward situation...
You couldn't wait till I got out of the shower?
You met Cyrus.
I'm in here.
We tried bringing in Syed last night, but he's already left the country.
had I known that the monkey had AIDS, I never would have done that.
Look, look, look.
OK, fine. Fine.
Wow.
- Dude, we've got to get out of here! - Jeez, all right, dude, relax.
George? We're gonna be late for that wedding.
What the hell is that?
put it in the bowl right here and light it just like a normal bong, OK?
Put that away. Put that away.
- Sorry. - Fuckin' party do you think this is?
Are you kidding? Me?
Should we put it out or what?
What about them? They just got here!
Anyway, last day of shooting, I told her.
Is it time to mechwarrior?
HYPNOTIC H
- I understand that. - You do?
Nothing is more important than finding a way to get to Texas.
The one that got away, huh?
You boys must be awful tired after what you've been through.
We don't have wallets. We don't have any ID. We've got nothing.
- Random, huh? - Yeah.
You realize what would happen if our parents found out about this?
Don't worry, man, she'll be psyched to see you.
And it's not that I don't want to be a doctor, but like...
Come on, Rold. You and me?
Sweet.
Really?
Now. Now I want each one of y'all to tell me...
How does everybody know about this except for me?
They thought you guys were terrorizers! Ha!
Harold Lee, I would like to introduce you to an invention of mine.
- Oh, my God! - Get the fuck out of here! Go! Go!
Yeah, well you know what? Yeah, well, fuck you, Dad.
Gary and Kumar!
That's Alabama Kush.
Fag Your gay
Jo
# Pussy, pussy #
# In the middle of the summer, or even 20 below #
Oh, psyched? You think she's gonna be psyched?
- Sure. - Nothing.
Really know how to... the Klan knows how to party?
Come on, man.
- Shit. - Hold that car!
But why would they be there?
We went through too much shit to...
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Look, I'm not even gonna be showing this to my professor, all right?
Born in ‘04
I can't believe you can even think about playing games at a time like this, man.
Pilla Pilla Pilla Pilla
Jesus, I'm sorry, man.
It's gonna be exactly like Euro Trip, only it's not gonna suck.
Put that back on. And keep it on.
Come on, come on! Come on!
or because he wants me to carry on his legacy, you know?
# What a wonderful #
# The cops beat him when all he wants is his freedom #
Sounds to me like you need a drink.
- Thank you so much, buddy. - Anytime.
- Let's go! Come on! - Come on!