Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're pleading the Fifth, huh?

My friend, two words. Starship fuckin' Troopers.

# I'm glad that I didn't move down South #

# Break it down, yeah #

This is just what I need. A limp during the wedding.

White power here, white power here, white power here.

- Yeah! - You like that?

# I wake up praising God every day #

It's when a girl gives you head while you're sitting on the toilet takin' a shit.

Look at this. Look at this.

Sir, Matthew Perry over here thinks that I have illegal narcotics on me...

Dude, we're not driving through this basketball game.

You just gave me an idea, man.

Don't worry about him. I have an idea.

This is typical government bullshit, sir

Them humping hmmm SSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXEY

# Orange mushrooms and yellow stars Fat bags of beetles in Mason jars #

I'll get my dick wet.

# And they teach him the rest of the world don't need him #

Been through a lot of shit, figured we might need it.

I'm not saying I wouldn't lynch the guy, but...

All right, all right, all right.

My wrist is swelling, man!

Szeptemberi 6, 1971

You're about to find out.

- There's a fricking Cyclops... - No, you got...

you're my best friend, dude.

- Look, dude. - Holy shit.

Colton! How are you, buddy?

# And clouds of white #

That's how Chunk won over Sloth in The Goonies.

Thank you. You ruined the moment.

No, no, no, no!

See if he got Kool-Aid.

# For me and you #

Yeah? I like him better than I like you right now.

Man, that was so fuckin' extreme.

And love for me has been renewed

You know what I mean. I mean, you're a good dude.

Here. Hide in that.

I never should have left her.

# Bring a bottle of gin, and two of your freaky friends #

You know what she's gonna do with them? Down 'em into her tonsils?

Come on, dude, say something.

I was gonna get one of them new portable satellite radios.

Oh, my God! Holy shit!

- All right. - Thank you.

You can play Mike Tyson's Punch-Out/ on it. King Hippo's going down.

- Fuck you! Donuts are awesome! - They're delicious.

when you said you had an inbred son who lives in your basement.

Well, no one thought the war against the arachnids of Klendathu could be won.

Yeah, I hear ya.

Do you want her to get raped and murdered?

# I'm a bad motherfucker I'm way too fuckin' cold #

I asked you specifically to stay in the car.

- Fuck you! - Fuck you!

but, no offense to the rest of you ladies, I am gonna be taking you two.

You'd better start giving me some answers!

So shut the fuck up and smoke my weed.

# I want to be happy #

Representatives of the different intelligence agencies.

Has quietly come waltzing by

- I've heard so much about you. - Hi.

- Yeah? - Positive about what? I don't...

# Let's get higher than the motherfucking sky #

What a fucking chode.

# The dark sacred night #

the chances of us remaining friends is highly...

Don't worry, in a little bit, I'm sure it'll hit you too.

Yo, we need to get back on the road, buddy.

# My dick bigger than a bridge #

What the fuck you need a satellite radio for?

OK. No, I'll give you a call. All right.

It's gonna be magical.

and I schtupped Cindy Kim.

I thought I told you to stay in the car, man.

- Shit, this isn't good. - This is not good. This is not good.

So just because of the color of my skin, you assume that I have drugs on me?

Security, get them out of here, please.

after all the shit that we have been through in the last few days...

The fucking hand of an evil monster, dude. Like fucking claws and shit.

OK. It's sweet.

But, you know, if you get stressed out, just do what I do.

- What do you mean, spirit of... - What do you think I mean?

- Hey, guys. - Hey.

We cuss all the time.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

# And ladies and gentlemen, come in, praise God with us #

and as long as I have my freedom of speech, no one's gonna shut me up.

- All right, all right, all right, all right. - You go first, dude.

- Why? - Look, we're stealing his car!

We've got to go now, now, now, now, now!

on the night before your wedding day.

Why don't you lie on the bed?

# You need Jesus #

# If you actin' menace I can pick another ho #

- You did this? - Of course he did this.

- Exactly. - Right.

Hold up a second.

OK. So, now how do we get to Raza's?

The hand looks like Sloth?

Well, come on, you're not one of those kung-fu Asians...

# And we keep going on, and on and on and on #

Well, you want to hear something real fucked-up and awesome that I did?