Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Can you not wait till we get to Amsterdam?
Yeah, I do, actually.
# Ain't lookin' for nothin' but a good time #
- This is a cool room. - Yeah.
Totes, dude. Why wouldn't she be?
- No, I'm not being disrespectful. - That's what I say.
Go back to bed, please, dude.
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But there is no way in hell...
This song starts to rock, dude. This song starts to rock, dude.
I love you.
You know how pissed off my dad would get if I did that?
Sorry, man. I forgot.
# We'll make heaven a place on earth #
Cool.
I think I can handle a couple mushrooms.
- You racist fuck! - What the heck?
I love being white!
They're coming over here.
Hey, Burl...
Dude, honestly...
- New customers? - No, Neil, that's all.
- Yeah? - What do they make you eat in here?
Of course not.
That ain't right.
Yeah, yeah, when he gave my dad that appointment at the Defense Department...
# That pussy # # Pussy real good #
That's not even necessary.
creeps me out just bein' around you fags.
'Cause we're fugitives.
It's already dead. You need a hand, dude?
Stressed out, huh?
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you boys.
You want freedoms right now.
Bigger. Bigger. Bigger. Bigger.
# I wanna smoke some weed and roll me a J #
This guy's the best.
Her skin was so soft, her lips were so sweet.
No, we're here to see Raza.
# She's got something you can't live without #
You know, it's people like you...
What are you doing here, man?
It's the dawn of a new day.
# And we keep holding on and we keep being strong #
Let me be clear.
Born in 04
- I heard her yelling! - I don't want to hear it.
Boy, you're scaring me.
- Trust the government? - Yeah.
Hey, look, look!
Guys.
- You made this? - You know, I did.
Sir, it's our job as airport security...
Yes.
It better be good. Here.
Come on, man. Wait till we get back to Jersey.
Kenny. Travis.
Looks like you boys picked the wrong side, huh?
# Yo' mama don't like #
What about that fuckin' time we had to cover for you...
# And if you don't smoke weed then, shit, I got some pills #
I know I'll never see the sun
...the time to smoke.
Here we go again with Jan Sapperstein.
You're not fucking with Daddy, are you?
He handicapped or something?
dangling in front of her throat.
Well, I have huge tits.
cause atrus knew gehn's 233rd age burned down anyway that's why sirrus and achenar knew to take the wine bottles because no one was gonna fix the broken link to j'nanian anyway but catherine made a revelation that she wanted to buy back toldesh koldesa from atrus during when at the point he was teaching yeesha to write her own ages
Kumar.
Big Bob's taking care of them.
No, there's nobody here who is Matthew Perry. No one!
- Big Bob. - Big Bob?
That's why I joined the Department of Homeland Security.
No buts. No buts! What do you do...?
Yeah, send them Indians back to Africa.
- You got weed? - No. The other plane.
Look how cute this deer is, dude. Not like those asshole deer in New Jersey.
Mr. Rosenberg.
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What the nigger was that?
That’s what I think of “yeah” gifs
# They say ooh wee #
# Ooh wee #
Yeah, of course. I'm so sorry to bother you. You move along.
Honey, I'm home.
Dude im black
And with a wave of magic wands
- Hi. - Hey.
No, Kumar. Kumar!
- Holy shit! - But we're Americans, man.
Szeptemberi 24, 1971
I'm going to a whorehouse and I'm gonna get my fuck on.
They're not that scary.
Think about it. We should be at Colton's already.
Did you guys?
Derek, can I get another water?
Explain?
The witnesses' description of the driver and passenger...
I haven't seen you guys since graduation.
Our dicks are touching, aren't they?
This is good shit, isn't it?
since we're in Amsterdam?
What is that sound? Are you jerking off again? What are you doing?
Don't worry. It'll help you relax because it needs to work for you. Don't worry. It'll help you relax because it needs to work for you.
- Fuck. Fuck. - Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
My God.
Gator in JP
No. Why do you need a Baby Ruth?
- What? - In fact...
GO TEXAS LONGHORNS
# That pussy # # Go on and do yo thang #
Blue team better be ready!
- What? - What?
Hey, hey.
- What the fuck are you doing? - What the fuck are you doing, man?
No, no, no, it's not a bomb. It's just a bong.
Hell no!
Don't worry. I got rid of 'em. It was just my neighbors.
Sir, Harold and Kumar are good boys.
Hey, I ran into Todd, at Whitaker's, of course.
# Highway to the danger zone #
Ooh, that burns.
- Holy fuck. - Creepy mask.
- What? - What?
Look, don't insult us, all right?
# A knock on his door, his heart is no more #
# Makes your heart sing #
OK, then, Beech. How do you propose we find the terrorists, huh?
Dr. John Beecher, Vice Chairman of the NSA.
- What? - Do you really think Maria's...
Szeptemberi 3, 1971
But we are going to Amsterdam. Come on.
- So, sweetheart, we should get going. - Yes.