Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

wedding thing, right?

We'll follow... you, I guess.

- Why aren't you in the car, Kumar? - Dude, I heard her yell.

Where you guys are going, they have never even heard of rights.

- The whores are on me, fellas. - No, Neil...

# That pussy # # That pussy off the chain #

# He need this pussy #

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Please.

They may be trying to stonewall us.

Here is your USDA Market Report

Man, South Florida here we are.

- Oh, that's right. - Oh, Jesus.

- Fuck me? - Will you let him talk to you like that?

That's all I need to hear.

I'm serious about that Kool-Aid.

# And then I kiss my stoney baby #

You remember that time that you broke into the animal lab...

# When I step into the party all the ladies wanna know #

Other than a couple of traffic tickets, they're clean.

in case the President comes.

- You can move along. - I appreciate it. Thanks, Matt Perry.

It's fucking working!

# Light it, pass it and take a puff #

- Why can't I just... - No. Let me put it another way.

Do you have a problem with the way I'm running the show, Beecher?

But you don't want to bother them when they're doing their whole...

Beecher, give me a copy of the Bill of Rights.

we're not looking to hurt your sons...

- on the plane. - Yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey.

You're jealous because Vanessa found somebody better than you.

All right. This is gonna sound crazy, but, basically...

You like donuts?

North Korea and al-Qaeda workin' together.

Hey, chill, we still have two days to fuck up the wedding.

- Take the inaugural hit, dude. - No!

Will you please stop saying that?

I just hate that fucking asshole, OK?

Yeah, then you put little onions on 'em and you steam 'em, they're awesome.

You all know I got one!

# It's time to find the kind # # My summer, his summer #

- Fuck! It won't move! - Shit, dude.

I'm calling you Matthew Perry, you Matthew Perry-looking bitch!

Yeah, this is where I come to escape from work.

Szeptemberi 25, 1971

# Till one day he heard a voice call come, come, come #

Dude, relax. I have a med school interview in ten minutes.

You said to me we were gonna cross swords. You promised.

- Holy shit. Are you serious? Thank you. - Oh, my God. Thank you, Mr. President.

Lee and Patel are on their way to Texas as we speak.

I did knee an Indian guy in the balls.

# I'm hangin' with the ballers, yeah, or my nigga Ghost #

We hit ocean. What do we do now?

I got to ask you a question before this all goes down.

# Thank you, Jesus # # Thank you, Jesus #

Isn't that a KKK bonfire?

# Brothers and sisters # # Yeah #

Well that's just downright, disgustin'

'cause I'm gonna rock out with my cock out...

They made him pay for 'em! Yeah!

Is that grape soda?

GITMO Meat Sammich

This thing looks like Sloth?

Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate it. Appreciate it.

# Yeah, yeah, yeah #

# Thank you, Jesus # # Thank you, Jesus #

Look, I can't promise you the kind of lifestyle that Colton could.

I touched your breast.

Ladies and Roldy, how would you like to get really fucking high...

But don't worry. I'll make sure my dad takes care of everything.

Dude, I've got it!

What do ya got?

I don't need your friends to tell me what to do anymore.

I didn't understand what you said.

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

# Funk the groovin' thang whistlin' #

- Come the fuck on. - I'm coming.

Hey, look, man, we're in Alabama.

There's exposed vagina all over your house.

# Ooh wee, ooh wee #

We're gonna die in here. Come on.

- Wasn't that just a TV show? - Jesus Christ!

# It's nothing but the sticky, icky, green stuff #

- I really appreciate it. - Sure.

Try having that conversation on shrooms.

- What the hell is going on? - I'll tell you what's going on.

I can't believe... I cannot believe you're willing to fuck that up!

Please, dude, you're barely even brown.

Heck. I'm in the government and I don't even trust it.

What did you, like, take calculus in high school or something?

- Remember? - Yeah.

- No. - No, we didn't do...

Now here's the truly genius part.

Hey! I'm talking to you. Get back here!

I can't fucking believe this.

Here's to you, Tashonda.

Look on the bright side. There's a sink. There's a toilet.

There's got to be like a highway or something, right?

One who possesses the face of a date rapist.

This florist has been a complete nightmare.

- No, we couldn't. That's... - No, thank you. We really couldn't...

If you could just step aside, please? Just over here.

Boner achieved!

Wow. You're good at this.

# Thank you, Jesus # # Thank you, Jesus #

# He would perform praise and all #

- We love America. We love America! - Very much.

Guys, I didn't mean it like that. I was just...

# For lettin' me live another day, hey, hey #

I love that show.

but your part in Starship Troopers truly, truly changed my life.

The pillow actually looks pretty comfortable.

He never once apologized for getting me into all this trouble.

Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria.

I bet it sucks dick.

What is a blumpkin?

- Who do we know that... Raza. - Yeah.

No, you see, you have the wrong idea.