Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

# Having a bad day, stop by my house #

- Easy. - Easy!

You put those disgusting used tampons in Professor Konop's purse.

# Your shit look like you 14 #

# That was in the beginning #

Szeptemberi 23, 1971

- That was pretty lame. - Told you.

Wait, what's up with the orange jumpsuits?

- Dude, that was awesome. - You guys are awesome.

I've never felt this way about anyone before, really.

Please don't let it be Big Bob. Please don't let it be Big Bob.

Cock meat sandwich

Yeah? Well, let me ask you something, Kumar.

- Yeah. - OK, I was just checking.

Terrorist plot? Rold and Kumar?

- Weedy! - Yeah?

# Whose pulse felt drum, drum, drum #

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Turb...

Oh, my God. Are you OK?

Wait, wait, wait, wait! We've got to get Neil.

Thank you, thank you.

It's his favorite beer.

Don't need the public thinking we're some two-bit operation.

You guys going to America?

...that those bugs could be destroyed.

# Time and time again struttin' and in the summertime #

Your turn. Let 'em dangle.

- Kumar and Roldy? - What's up, man?

Fuck yeah, dude.

Well, shouldn't he be alerted?

# Weed, it takes the stress away, that's why Bizarre smokes ten blunts a day #

Shut the fuck up. Are you serious?

Roldy and I ran into some trouble...

No, he didn't mean that.

You ever tried watching football not high It's boring as shit

We gotta figure out what to do when we get to the States.

- Got to go somewhere. - Where?

- Fuck. - Yes, you are.

a way to get out of this, I'm gonna change, OK?

# As I rip my rhymes #

# My dick large like the Chargers, the whole team #

Another square root of a three

Y'all aren't here to complain about the noise, are you?

that's what I'm talking about, that's what I'm talking about.

It's marijuana! Marijuana!

Thought you could get away with this, huh?

What the fuck was that?

I'm not joining the mile-high club with you.

We have its tracking numbers.

# Jesus will take care of you #

We're innocent men! We're innocent men!

You want to hear the tape?

I hope you like donuts.

For giving the United States a taste of their own medicine.

# And we keep going on and on and on and on #

# How can I resist? #

I came way too far.

Dude, I was able to perform an appendectomy at age 14.

- Hey, buddy. - Dude, Alabama's awesome.

That's a convenient thing to say...

# Thank you, Lord # # Thank you, Lord #

- We got what we need. - Wait a second.

I'm so confused. What's...

# Free on my own #

# We knock these niggas out #

We knew you fuckers would be back.

Blue team menu options

Yeah, I think it is.

I thought it'd be kinda cool to bring somebody else in bed with us.

We've been walking an entire day and we have not seen a street sign.

Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to, buddy.

Szeptemberi 30, 1971

Isn't this issue of more importance than an ice fishing trip?

# I see some pussy-ass niggas, so what the fuck... #

# My game's here to party just to cut up a rug #

What's going on up there?

"T-Bird, we're gonna have to break up. "

Others call us heroes.

It's not even funny. Hurry up, dude, hurry up.

We do try to keep our inbred son in the basement when we have company.

# 'Cause rapping is a full-time job #

I'll tell ya, Travis...

Holy shit, we actually made it.

No, no, no, dude, don't go in there.

What are you working on there?

- Yeah, that's right. - What?

This is true. This is true, Roldy.

Sally. Bring on the lineup.

- Guys! - Hurry up! Hurry up!

Not anymore. But the wedding is at his family's estate in Hewitt, Texas.

It's all over now.

A lot of people think the war on terror is a war that can't be won, right?

Yeah, you've been missing it?

I guess that makes sense, yeah.

For High Times magazine.

Szeptemberi 28, 1971

- Let's just do it. - Bring it.

# He gotta pay for pussy #

Well, we're not stupid! And we're not gonna take this shit anymore!

we do have some...

Please don't let it be Big Bob. Come on.

you know, he's in there having the time of his life, having sex.

I'm sorry. You want rights now.

- Yeah? - Hey, Colton, man.

# Thank you, Lord # Services #

Yeah, man, she even gave me a blumpkin.

# Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth? #

Put that away. Put that away.

Well, it's fucking exhilarating.

Come over here.

# She got it, she got it #

In the meantime, you are going to the doctor.

# The bright blessed day #