Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I didn't want to wait ten days to see you...

- thank you, but we... that's... - Thanks, dude.

# Sunday morning # # I wake up praising #

Other than that, I could give a shit about you.

He's supposed to be in medical school.

Hey, she actually fell and broke her heel here.

you've got to be a little more positive about these things, all right?

- An hour? - Hey, and, Roldy?

A jar with hair in it.

# I wanna smoke some weed and roll me a J #

And I'll never try and make you into something that you're not.

Let's just say my ex-girlfriend's getting married.

a day hasn't gone by where I haven't thought of Tashonda.

Neil Patrick Harris.

- Oh, shit! Get out! - Fuck!

You gotta try these dogs.

# Roll me a J # # Come praise God #

# Red roses too #

Szeptemberi 12, 1971

No. No, we did not eat the cockmeat sandwich. We escaped, thank God.

This was supposed to be the most romantic week of my life.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

I like to do all three.

- I kind of have this fantasy. - What is it?

Now, frankly, I find this very offensive.

Why did you do that?

- That's so hypocritical. - Dude, look...

Right about now. Sucker.

The Gucci bag cost more!

There's nothing you can do that would be this embarrassing.

- I'm turning around. - Nah, just go through, man.

# Put up your fists if all you want is #

buy a device called TiVo, OK?

Maybe we shouldn't.

- You do! - Dudes...

the most embarrassing moment of my life?

Not a fuckin' chance.

- No buts. No buts! - What do you do...

- It is. - Good.

Snort Zoloft, OK?

All right, I'm back. Next.

This is news to me. I never knew farmers smoked weed.

Called every hotel in the city. I walked all around.

It means we're gonna fuck you so hard...

# What a wonderful world #

Wait a second. You were giving that security guard shit.

Why does everything have to become a huge argument with you, man?

When EB asks how Nick's a simple question Nicks response:

Yeah, you will.

Come on, man. I was having a really hot dream.

# Hosted by the ladies who lookin' for somethin' to rub #

I'd rate pissin' right up there with comin' and shittin'.

and now we're trying to get to Texas...

You probably should have done that in the first place.

Dude, it was just Goldstein. I had something important to tell him.

Dude, calm down, OK?

I wish instead I were a nine

I found something in your purse.

Look, we have been American citizens for over 40 years.

Yeah. Yeah, dude.

- OK, that was a long time ago. - I love crabs.

We are not terrorists! Sir, that's a bong, not a bomb.

and you're gonna jam out with your clam out.

- Even worse is the credit card miles. - Stinky, smelly, motherf...

- in a couple of days, all right? - No.

OK, that's what I figured. It's just your ATFL. I don't think you tore it, though.

No, you will remain in this car.

Dude. Oh, my Go... I just realized something.

- but you know how busy he is. - Yeah.

Nonsense. Don't be silly. You're our guests.

What the... When were you gonna show me these?

- You're fucking getting married? - Yeah.

I don't know about you guys, I'm sick of all the hype over topless.

When, hark, just what is this I see?

See why I'm against paying taxes?

My dad's all up in my shit too, about this whole...

Ain't nothin gay bout gettin your dick sucked!

- Hello? - Hey. Hey! What are you doing?

# That's the way I used to be #

What you need to go online fors, anyways?

So, Rold, Brewster Keegan letting you off the leash for a little vay-cay?

I took a Korean guy's toothbrush and I rubbed it all over my dick.

I'm sorry, bro.

# That pussy # # Pussy real good #

Mr. Gold-stein.

# We gonna slow it down right here #

# Put up your fists if all you want is freedom #

I'm gonna take a little detour on the way, all right?

Ain't nothing gay about getting your dick sucked!

Maria's gonna think I'm a stalker, man. I'm following her to Amsterdam.

I mean, that's assuming we get those Stargazer lilies for the bouquets.

- Remember that? - Come on.

# Thank you, Jesus # # Thank you, Jesus #

Right. I always wondered what you did for a living.

Ask the Lees what they know about their son's terrorist activity.

- Yeah? - Thanks for getting me involved.

# Metal under tension beggin' you to touch and go #

- No. No. - You're awesome!

- You're ruining my shot. - You what?

Sorry about that. I was in my zone.

That's where I'm headed!

You're going back all right.

Well, what if I did something embarrassing to myself?

It's not all your fault.

- Yeah, that's right. You like the ride? - Fuck you, man.

Yes, we're going.

Why would you have a joint...

Harold. Harold.

I love you too, Mr. Patrick Harris.

WELL ALL RIGHT LETS GET GOIN

Well, Jan Sapperstein's husband sure could afford it.

- No, he's... - What are you, a racist?

What's going on? Where are you?

#... copacetic if you let it so set up #

It'll be about Kumar and Harold.

Why must my three keep out of sight Beneath a vicious square-root sign?

# Yeah, the voice said the voices speak inside you #

Hi, I'm a friend of Colton's.

And toys for tots.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, both.

What in the tarnation you guys doin'?

I promise you that.

where there's a guy who can help us out...

Look, excuse me...

- Cyrus. - You named it?

I don't even know what that is.

- I hope you kept the baby. - Wow.

- Do you get it? - Yes.

- You have? - I have.

couldn't you have sex with whoever you wanted?

# That's how it has to be #

- Holy shit! - Easy, easy!

Everything's gonna be all right.

Don't worry. It'll help you relax.