Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Get the fuckin off My beard
Yeah? You sure it ain't too sore from last night?
- With Jesus and his family there or what? - No. The one beside that.
Two-year-olds flip me shit better than you.
I gotta get one more thing. I'll be right back.
I was just trying to help you!
You gotta thrust
Happy Kwanzaa
Little Billy barty...
I forgot I asked you to do it, but it's a good thing you did,
This ain't no Chinese menu, you jagoff.
For Christ sakes, it's Christmas.
Yeah. Big fucking farewell.
Bitch Bitch Bitch
Good night, Santa.
Well what’s one point?
49 percent. Half.
- Gin? - Yeah.
On my head?
- Now, get on out of here. - Okay. Thanks, Santa.
Let me fix you some sandwiches
You're not really Santa. If you were Santa, you could do magic.
Jesus Christ!
I'm going back upstairs. I need a melon baller and a loofah.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!
I forgot to say, It's gonna sting a little bit. That’s all
Do you?
Any merchandise you take, I get to look at and cherry-pick.
When I was in the joint with him, he told me that the Kitnerboy Redoubt can't be cracked.
LITTLE BILLY BARTY
It made me feel good about myself Like I had a purpose
EQUALLY
No. Thank the fuck Christ.
You Ain’t Gonna Shit Right For A Week
- Good night. - Okay! Happy holiday!
calling SK-II to counter 4 please, SK-II thank you.
God damn it! Are you fucking with me?
Not a big talker.
See? Move the ball. There you go.
You're next.
Take a sea
- Wedgie. - Yeah.
MAN ON TV: A dozen tasty juicy lamb chops.
- Who? The reindeer? Standing up. - But the noise. How do they sleep?
Aidan brophy... Would you please shut up about EVERYTHING
Every year, you're worse. Every year, less reliable.
Man is a sexual being.
He's dead, huh?
Whatever.
"You ain't going to s-h-i-t right for a month."
No, it's not that. Just come here. I need to talk to you.
Well what’s one point?
Thank the Fuck Christ
You need many years of therapy.
I don't think so.
He don't even have an imaginary friend unless he ditched him.
Leave Chuck E. alone! - Little boy, don't interfere.
- Fucked, frankly. - He's...
Now, put on your fucking hat and get out there.
- Is that what you're saying? - I'm sorry. Your gear? - Willie.
What's that? Like a diamond?
Go get the next lucky boy or girl, okay?
Scuba steve
What the fuck
Well, it's fucked.
Yeah. Some guy asking about you. Looked like a cop.
Look, Harrison, it's not about the money or the midget.
What is it with you and dachshunds?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
45.
I just mean because you're Santa Claus.
Get the ladder and put it over here.
You ain't gonna shit right for a week.
Hope Not. It'd Be The End Of The Fucking Human Race
JESUS CHRIST IS EVERYTHING FUCKING SHIT WITH YOU!?
Thank you for giving that letter to the cops.
The Fuck stick?
“Is Daddy home?”
MAN ON TV: A luscious looking six-pound leg of lamb with rosemary.
Take a look at me. Do I look like Santa Claus?
49...
Is Granny spry?
I am not gay
I'm busy
Well, what's one more day...