Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You Ain’t Gonna Shit Right For A Week

He's dead, huh?

- With Jesus and his family there or what? - No. The one beside that.

You need many years of therapy.

I gotta get one more thing. I'll be right back.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!

Leave Chuck E. alone! - Little boy, don't interfere.

I was just trying to help you!

Every year, you're worse. Every year, less reliable.

- Who? The reindeer? Standing up. - But the noise. How do they sleep?

He don't even have an imaginary friend unless he ditched him.

Man is a sexual being.

calling SK-II to counter 4 please, SK-II thank you.

Good night, Santa.

Now, put on your fucking hat and get out there.

- Good night. - Okay! Happy holiday!

I don't think so.

Get the fuckin off My beard

Yeah. Big fucking farewell.

MAN ON TV: A luscious looking six-pound leg of lamb with rosemary.

Well, what's one more day...

For Christ sakes, it's Christmas.

Well what’s one point?

See? Move the ball. There you go.

“Is Daddy home?”

When I was in the joint with him, he told me that the Kitnerboy Redoubt can't be cracked.

Get the ladder and put it over here.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Any merchandise you take, I get to look at and cherry-pick.

You ain't gonna shit right for a week.

Not a big talker.

No, it's not that. Just come here. I need to talk to you.

Look, Harrison, it's not about the money or the midget.

49 percent. Half.

- Wedgie. - Yeah.

Thank you for giving that letter to the cops.

I'm going back upstairs. I need a melon baller and a loofah.

Bitch Bitch Bitch

Thank the Fuck Christ

The Fuck stick?

MAN ON TV: A dozen tasty juicy lamb chops.

I forgot to say, It's gonna sting a little bit. That’s all

Let me fix you some sandwiches

Aidan brophy... Would you please shut up about EVERYTHING

You're not really Santa. If you were Santa, you could do magic.

- Now, get on out of here. - Okay. Thanks, Santa.

I just mean because you're Santa Claus.

Well, it's fucked.

Is Granny spry?

What's that? Like a diamond?

- Fucked, frankly. - He's...

Well what’s one point?

Yeah? You sure it ain't too sore from last night?

Go get the next lucky boy or girl, okay?

It made me feel good about myself Like I had a purpose

Take a look at me. Do I look like Santa Claus?

Little Billy barty...

This ain't no Chinese menu, you jagoff.

No. Thank the fuck Christ.

LITTLE BILLY BARTY

I forgot I asked you to do it, but it's a good thing you did,

God damn it! Are you fucking with me?

What is it with you and dachshunds?

Yeah. Some guy asking about you. Looked like a cop.

Two-year-olds flip me shit better than you.

JESUS CHRIST IS EVERYTHING FUCKING SHIT WITH YOU!?

Hope Not. It'd Be The End Of The Fucking Human Race

"You ain't going to s-h-i-t right for a month."

- Is that what you're saying? - I'm sorry. Your gear? - Willie.

You gotta thrust