Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Needs a little bit of a woman's touch.

And pull your damn pants up!

Somebody stick a cord on those fuckin’ kids.

They have a tender sensibility.

Well, come on. What do you want? A snot-rag?

You see us hanging off of fucking trees like fucking crab apples?

So don't let his unpleasantness affect your performance in any way.

When you see a mobile groomer parked and eating but still walk up and say "Hey, I have a dog.."

you're a... spankerfillerman.

Is granny spry?

- What you want to be when you grow up? - I don't know.

The cops are treating me like fucking royalty now,

Watch the bladder, kid. Santa's got to pee. What do you want?

Hey, fat-ass. How you doing today?

- Oh. Another? - Yeah. Why not?

What is it with you and running fucking beer miles?

In case you misplaced it, my phone number is 4...

- Till next year. - Yeah? What about Mommy?

Wish in one hand, shit in the other one. See which one fills up first.

Get out of here. Next.

For Christ's sake, make a move and stick with it, would you?

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- But never around children. - Oh.

Well what's one more day

- Yeah, what do you need? - I need you to run a plate for me.

You know, I think I've turned a corner.

What the F--- is that? - Pink Panther Jet Car

You're stealing from the store, you're stealing from me.

I guess Santa is working in the off-season

I got to get a drink on. I'll see you tomorrow.

I don't want to take over. I don't even want to change your scam.

Yes. Uh, right.

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

What the fuck you doing? “Fuck stick” in front of the boss?

When McFinn says She dont want the dick

Oh, the old man will love that. Okay. Fine. See you later.

Let me fix you some sandwiches

- But now I changed my mind. - Yeah, what?

You know, then I'll move on.

That’s a nice talk.

Maybe there's something I could fire him for.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I'm on my fucking lunchbreak ok

- I can get another midget, too. - Yeah, where?

Hope not. It'd be the end of the fucking human race.

was even more fucked up than Rodney King.

The fuck is that?

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Are you telling me she's the only one here?

On My Own Head?!?

WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP ABOUT PHANTASM

- It's a Kitnerboy Redoubt. - So?

When you catch the new hire again and he asks the same questions

After tonight I don’t give a shit.

PLTR, I've had it with your kinky ass.

What the fuck is wrong with you? I can't remember this shit!

Whats with you and fucking spaghetti?

- Good night, Gin. - Good night.

But look at all that shit.

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- Of course it was by mistake. - Ow!

- Oh, no. We're fine. - Performance?

which is new in my experience.

Marcus, hop on!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!

They're gonna make me a sensitivity counselor,

Are these designer or knockoff?

Don’t bother me

What, you shat me out of your womb? You're my fucking mom now?

Are you sure you want to watch drove the whole thing all the way to gameplus and jd's revenge and G-force and the final comedown and the mack car scene and jaleel

What is it with you and fixing fucking sandwiches

Shouldn't I wrap it in a T-shirt or something?

I wanna watch my Six Flags Guy

How long are you gonna be here?

That's right. Come on and tell Santa all about it.

MAN ON TV: Four half-pound juicy hamburgers.

You are Willie “Tugboat” Soak.

- You scared the holy shit out of me. - Think I did good?

I'm on my fucking lunch break, okay?

So I'm gonna be staying here for a while. Things are all fucked up at the North Pole.

It made me feel good about myself. Like I had a purpose.

What I think of when I hear the word sandwiches

God damn it! Whoa! Shit!