Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You see us hanging off of fucking trees like fucking crab apples?

When McFinn says She dont want the dick

When you see a mobile groomer parked and eating but still walk up and say "Hey, I have a dog.."

Are you sure you want to watch drove the whole thing all the way to gameplus and jd's revenge and G-force and the final comedown and the mack car scene and jaleel

What, you shat me out of your womb? You're my fucking mom now?

- You scared the holy shit out of me. - Think I did good?

After tonight I don’t give a shit.

- Oh. Another? - Yeah. Why not?

How long are you gonna be here?

WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP ABOUT PHANTASM

- It's a Kitnerboy Redoubt. - So?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

That's right. Come on and tell Santa all about it.

That’s a nice talk.

What the fuck you doing? “Fuck stick” in front of the boss?

- Yeah, what do you need? - I need you to run a plate for me.

You know, then I'll move on.

Let me fix you some sandwiches

MAN ON TV: Four half-pound juicy hamburgers.

Don’t bother me

They have a tender sensibility.

Get out of here. Next.

Shouldn't I wrap it in a T-shirt or something?

Maybe there's something I could fire him for.

which is new in my experience.

Well, come on. What do you want? A snot-rag?

I'm on my fucking lunch break, okay?

And pull your damn pants up!

- Good night, Gin. - Good night.

I guess Santa is working in the off-season

What is it with you and fixing fucking sandwiches

When you catch the new hire again and he asks the same questions

Oh, the old man will love that. Okay. Fine. See you later.

You are Willie “Tugboat” Soak.

What the fuck is wrong with you? I can't remember this shit!

- Oh, no. We're fine. - Performance?

I got to get a drink on. I'll see you tomorrow.

- But now I changed my mind. - Yeah, what?

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Somebody stick a cord on those fuckin’ kids.

I'm on my fucking lunchbreak ok

Well what's one more day

The cops are treating me like fucking royalty now,

For Christ's sake, make a move and stick with it, would you?

Are these designer or knockoff?

On My Own Head?!?

I wanna watch my Six Flags Guy

- But never around children. - Oh.

They're gonna make me a sensitivity counselor,

The fuck is that?

What I think of when I hear the word sandwiches

Yes. Uh, right.

You're stealing from the store, you're stealing from me.

God damn it! Whoa! Shit!

Watch the bladder, kid. Santa's got to pee. What do you want?

- What you want to be when you grow up? - I don't know.

- Of course it was by mistake. - Ow!

Whats with you and fucking spaghetti?

Hey, fat-ass. How you doing today?

PLTR, I've had it with your kinky ass.

- Till next year. - Yeah? What about Mommy?

But look at all that shit.

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Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

You know, I think I've turned a corner.

Are you telling me she's the only one here?

Is granny spry?

was even more fucked up than Rodney King.

Hope not. It'd be the end of the fucking human race.

- I can get another midget, too. - Yeah, where?

What the F--- is that? - Pink Panther Jet Car

So I'm gonna be staying here for a while. Things are all fucked up at the North Pole.

you're a... spankerfillerman.

So don't let his unpleasantness affect your performance in any way.

Wish in one hand, shit in the other one. See which one fills up first.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!

Marcus, hop on!

In case you misplaced it, my phone number is 4...

What is it with you and running fucking beer miles?

Needs a little bit of a woman's touch.

I don't want to take over. I don't even want to change your scam.

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

It made me feel good about myself. Like I had a purpose.