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Poppy Playtime 12345
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When Santa Clause is a fuckin drunk nintendo deer hunter free
Even though I’m a dipshit loser
We hope tomorrow is a pleasant Christmas. Thank you for shopping with us.
Bend down and touch your toes, we're getting our bodies ready to go now, shake it out high and shake it out low.
put it on fucking pending
Can you maybe keep it together for just 10 minutes?
CSX
Houseguests?
will never again embarrass the whole fucking department.
“Merry Christmas Willie!” “Up Your Ass!!!”
I'm on my FUCKIN lunch break.
Oh, Roger. You're home.
So, as our security chief, I wanted you to be aware.
What are you doing?
- Please just tap me. - Let me fix some sandwiches.
What the F--- is that...? - Pink Panther Jet Car
He’s such a cud that guy, he’s such a cud…
- Leave Santa alone! - Little boy, don't interfere.
- So, what do you want, little girl? - A drum set.
Bitch, bitch, bitch.
BYE, SANTA!
Bitch Bitch Bitch
Anyway, she makes better money than bartending
What are you drinking, Styrinol now?
Barb Mitch
Oh, shit. I can't remember.
No, of course not. I'm not advocating celibacy.
Wow.
that has ever slid from a human being's hairy ass.
You lousy cheating little shit
Is granny spry?
Half.
Yeah. Just let me alone, okay?
Here, hold still. Hold still.
What is it with you and eating fucking spaghetti?
Thanks.
Is mike Spry
Are you sure you want to watch Napoleon Dynamite get off of me you boddagit scene? If you watch Napoleon Dynamite get off of me you boddagit scene? Tap Monkey Mayhem To Divide The Monkeys
Fuck, no!
Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa.
which is fine. Because, you know, there is an adult world and a child's world, and that's okay.
WILLIE: Next.
Oh, my God.
Oh, shit.
I'm gonna buy you some flowers. Some of those really good expensive ones.
although there was blood on the present you gave me,
Like Sexual?
... by me.
yes beryl burzerette? what do you want? i want to do some jokyyankphuongdanging in jinjiang.
Shit.
I hope it's the right size.
You're right
Merry Christmas! Santa's coming. Yay!
when Minh tells someone he'll have their ass...
No, not really.
Goodbye santa Goodbye santa
Well, shit, kid, I don't know. I...
And you’re Marcus “The Prince” Skidmore.
- Where did you come from? - Shit, that fucking kid.
Возвраты?! Месяц никаких возвратов!
Shit, yeah. Always found them…
MAN: Mr. Soke?
Believe me, if it was, I...
What the fuck?
- Yeah. - Gin, I got the info on that Arizona plate.
What is it with you people and the fucking egg sandwiches?
Yeah. Why don't you get going?
When you
Right. Another fucking Mongoloid.
Fuck you.
- Should I fix you some sandwiches? - I don't want any fucking sandwiches.
This is pricks fix.
Hey, loser. How you doing today?
God damn it.
- What are you doing man, Solo? - I’d get back to you..
- A butler or security guard or something? - Nuh-unh.
I know that Christmas Eve is in a couple days,