Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Let's get some diapers.
Jess, do you still want to get married?
Yeah, so, I call. She picks up.
Popopopopopo with old spice
and we're listening to some remastered Fleetwood Mac.
We're not in college anymore, and things do change.
- Safe home! - What the fuck is going on in here?
Your house is so...
They were designed by my neighbor, David,
Castelucci Pizza.
You want the meth or not?
- What's on my head? - This is it.
- I need one. - Yup.
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Nothing. It's... I don't know.
you text my cell phone immediately.
Okay. Oh, my God, amazoir.
Can Somebody help me Holy crap Teammates! (2009)
- Pizza! Pizza! - Yes, yes, yes.
And he's not part of an escort company, you know?
Now, by the power vested in me
Fuck, yeah!
and it's already got 10,000 retweets.
She's going really fast.
- Peter. Hi. - Hey.
What?
- And one for Papa Bear. - It burns. All right.
You fucking...
because you're so busy with Peter and the campaign
I could feel her pulling away, but I thought it was work.
How do you look this flawless getting off a plane?
It's Alice. I forgot to call her back.
- I know, I know. - Okay, I'm going to grab a chair.
I'm not even with them!
I do.
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Oh, my God. How did this guy get here?
so it's definitely a possibility.
You're a goddess. You're literally a goddess.
Okay. Yeah.
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Oh, God! No!
I'll leave you alone from now on.
What day of your flow are you on?
- I absolutely can't do it. - Come on, Jess!
And she was in love with another astronaut named Will.
- Oh, my God, are you okay? - Dude. Come on. Come on.
Fuck!
I'm so sorry. I got stuck at the office.
Hello!
we're gonna talk about this self-wax thing later.
It's happening. God, you make me red-hot.
- Oh, my God, he's... - Yeah. Yeah.
Alice.
Okay, guys, no one responded to my emails
- We did good. - Got it.
Jess, you were supposed to catch me.
That story about you and your friends taking out those criminals is everywhere!
We're gonna return the Smart car,
We are turning ourselves in and that's the end.
- Yeah, I'd go for a slice. One second. - I'll have a slice. Yeah.
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Yeah, we'll just, we'll clean up a dead stripper, cool.
- Well, what can we do? - Are we on an open line here, girls?
This is a big house.
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- Is it the one that's circled in big red? - Yeah.
Hi. I'm Jessica Thayer, and I'm running for state senate.
Yeah, right. What?
- I just want to get my real estate license! - Shut up.
Yeah, white women.
- Shit. - Somebody answer the door.
I bet he's going to fluff his junk!
He could have been a scientist that was gonna cure cancer or something.
You ready?
Ideas?
This child is not my son.
- Good to meet you, too. - This is so perfect.
I'm more of a middle seat guy myself, but...
I love you so much. Please call me. Bye.
Al Gore is guest-lecturing next semester.
- It's extra-strength, bitch! - Somebody call an ambulance!
Do you not like my dick?
No, we are innocent, because this was an accident, you guys.
You guys, you guys, you guys, wait, wait, wait. One second.
This is so stupid.
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- Are you kidding me? - Shit!
Congratulations to State Senator Jess Thayer!
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which means you're guilty of accessory after the fact,
- No, no, no. - Oh, my God.
Only two cups left.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - He can hear you.
So, what do you think, Uncle Jack?
Stripper's here!
I know.
- Oh, God. - No.
- Yeah. - Okay, I got it.
Good luck, man.
Are you sure you want to watch the hulk, (2003)
They're gonna separate us into little cells,
No, we're, like, completely free.
She was inside me.
Yeah, but you're never to blame, right?
- Simultaneously. - That was, like, in the name of Jess.
- Build a wall. - I just, like, don't...
When she first asked me out, I thought it was a prank.
You had a bridal shower?
Here.
who cooked his girlfriend and ate her.
- I bet. - We'd love for you to join us.
Then you got to sad astronaut, bro.
You are peeing.
- I'm fine, Morn. - Oh, my God.
I just have to print out those itineraries for the city council meeting.
Shut up! I will eat some keemstar alex is a stupid nigger the movie for dinner!
Yes.
- Oh, my God! - Is that Peter?
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I thought that I was making people's lives better,
- I mean, we don't want to. - No, of course we don't want to.
Yes, yes, yes!
You know what would be really, really sexy?
What a story this'll be.
but you're a six and she's a...
- You want to get Jess back, right? - Yeah.
And she's my best friend, and she's good and kind.
If Jess hooked up with a Spanish speaker, you're gonna want to reason with him.
Looking forward to your vote on November 3.
even though I told you it was culturally insensitive?
- Hang up. Hang up. - Yeah, I am.
I don't know. I mean, who knows if it will work out?
- What's next? - We should get the fuck out of here.
No one's ever said that to me before.
Make her feel special.
Okay.
A white dude is dead at the hands of a bunch of women.
Mommy, do you have to go to Miami?
I'm running for office.
This is so weird, you guys, because it's sort of like
The United Nations have been considering its own deflective mission.
-"I'm saving the world." - You know what?
- Here's some cash. - Again, a burner phone,
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to Romano's Macaroni Grill.
- Wait, wait, let me send it. Send, send, send. - Put it down.
This house represents everything I hate.
Please. She rents this house out.
- The owner is coming towards the house. - Oh, God.
but I really just don't want to have a party weekend right now.