Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why don't you dust that thing off once in a while? Asshole.

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You probably shouldn't be diggin' in yo ass.

Ever hear of the open bottle law?

You’re an asshole, you know that?

I wanna talk to a supervisor!!

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For crying out loud, you trucking fucking imbecile.

But it looks like you broke most of his ribs.

What happened to the dragon? - It hatched. Did you hear that call?

It's not paint. It's blood from when I cut my hand making it for you.

Find everything you're looking for?

Open the ropes there, Marcus.

I was thinking I wanted a purple stuffed elephant, not pink.

What’d say we go somewhere private.

When I look in the mirror

I'd say maybe 50% of them, or do you think 30%?

There's Santa Claus. Look there.

What the fuck? No.

- Thurman Merman? - Yeah.

Look who's here, Jimmy. It's Santa.

What the fuck is THIS, Mr. "Low Profile" ?

Let me fix you some sandwiches

- What do you mean ”Get him out of here? - Take him to the car.

You ain’t gonna S-H-I-T right for a month

That was so sweet. He's a really sweet kid, isn't he?

You want some amazon prime membership free shipping for dinner?

Equally Equally

YOU'd fall apart without me.

Thank the fuck Christ.

Well, we can go in another room.

An adult joke for us adults.

that him and his prune-faced, mail-order wife

Mrs. Santa caught me fucking her sister.

- Nothing. - No bad habits, either.

Well, they’re designer sunglasses but they’re at knockoff prices.

Fucking little prick!

Are you off your meds

I wear this fucking thing as a fashion statement, all right?

I hope that you got my present and that there wasn't too much blood on it,

WHERE’S THE ONE FOR XTRANS II SENSORS??

- Clean... - Oh.

maybe you'd bring me a present.

Yes, he happens to be a dwarf.

That covic testing very few will get this

- Who? - The elves.

We've been at this for years. You got nothing to worry about.

I beat the shit out of some kids today. Made me feel good about myself.

Now, I want you to get on out of here. Get!

Does your daddy have a safe?

Fucking shit…

I'll bet the store dick don't want this.

Yeah. He's back there drunk.

I didn't even know he was sick.

I dig that little thing on your belly button.

Well, how close are we?

Little Billy Barty. God rest.

I wanna talk to your supervisor!

ALWAYS SOMETHIN'

It just tells all the bad things that...

See you next year

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