Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, can I get another drink down here?

- Yeah, I'm back. - The guy's Roger Merman.

But I never told you what I wanted.

Son of a bitch!

Uh, well, many accounting questions are not cut-and-dried.

Marcus, get this kid out of here. He's freaking me out.

You think you can make my life any worse you go right ahead Be my guest. Take a fucking Shot.

Attention, shoppers. The store will be closing in five minutes.

Have you seen Corey? I’m trying to get a quick statement before the east west showdown

I beat the shit out of some kids today.

What is it with you and the fucking hammer curls?

No. I'm an accountant.

I don't need any goddamn lectures out of you.

She don't know her ass from last Tuesday.

But this is the time we reach deep down and suck it up.

Are you off your meds or SOmthin

I just thought maybe you'd want to give me a present 'cause we're friends.

So maybe the blood doesn't matter so much, I guess.

You blow this, and we're broke for the whole fucking year.

- What the fuck are you talking about? - This car.

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT YES

Or don't. Shit, I don't care. Just leave me out of it.

So it was like this forbidden thing.

Leave Chuck E. alone! - Little boy, don't interfere.

Are you off your fucking meds or something?

See me Even though I’m a dipshit loser

which didn't keep me from enjoying it.

Opening to Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas 1997 VHS

Even Though I’m A Dipshit Safety Loser

it's not for the American people to say.

Just for you A wooden pickle

- You can't do shit about that, Jack. - No.

All right, hold it steady.

Hey, Willie. Take a seat. You know how your blood sugar is.

And I heard his voice saying,

I think I've turned a corner. I beat the shit out of some kids today.

Well, not now. Right now it's always day.

Dave, now wiggle like jell-o shaking in my mouth

You dipshit motherfucker…

Are you shittin' me?

debra smackman had a smack for breakfast. she did she's such a smackzoid.

Oh, my. What a terrible accident.

yes beryl bictronicerette? what do you want? i want to do some kamgalowing in kamala.

This is gonna be cool. This will do fine.

I don't care who gave it to you.

Oval Office, Women's Big & Tall...

- Which turn is it? - Sage Terrace. Where's your sleigh?

Many, many, many fuckin' years of therapy.

So I’ll be staying in Phoenix now,

Dumbass Jerks Losers Derfs Losers

What do you want?

Santa fucking someone in the ass.

- I know you? - Not yet.

- So, you'll call me, right? - Yeah. I'll call you.

Of course, I can't fire him for that.

- Yes. But... - You doing three to six for embezzlement?

- You want cookies? - No.

I want my fucking burrito man!

Yea last time I didn't Shit right for a week!

- Then how do they sleep? - Oh, shit. Sage Terrace.

I cheeses I cry

- Management's gonna hear about this. - You think that's a threat?

No. It was her sister.

I almost had that job.

Special pleading. Bitch, bitch, bitch.

Even if we did, you'd never front your own racket. You know why, Willie?

Store Greg don't want shit... Store Greg's dead

That figures. You want all kind of set-asides.

don't smack me for cracking my knuckles! that's not a good look. oh well chop your knuckles off! no my hands would be half. oh well then get arthwritis if you end up in hospital don't blame me!

Yeah, I get you.

A couple of days ago, I was in, uh, Women's Big & Tall.

There’s nothing wrong okay?

Hey where mike at ????

telling the police how screwed up they are which is not a bad job as jobs go.