Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm an eating, drinking, shitting, fucking Santa Claus.

Good night, sweetie.

Can you maybe keep it together for just 10 minutes?

Dave, if the mine starts to collapse, you gotta move quick!

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Marcus, get this kid off me before he pisses on me.

- This one fucking time I take you home, okay? - Uh-huh.

I'm on my fucking lunch break, okay?

We'd like to think we do a good job.

Would You Please Shut Up About Reindeer?

No. I'm just looking at the games 'cause I have an Xbox.

I don't know. Fuck, kid. I just call them, bub.

Cut the bullshit, I’m just looking.

If you don't like, next year, fuck off. I can always get another box jockey.

Store dick don't want shit.

Is Granny spry?

But I just can't help it.

I'll be dipped in dog shit. Do I look like an auto mechanic to you?

- Where are the reindeer? - I stabled them. Is it left or right?

Um, you know, these noises.

You got to thrust. See what I'm saying?

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As a matter of fact, I'm living fucking proof that there's not a Santa Claus.

Does your daddy have a car?

- Come on. What do you want? - Um, Barbie.

And to tell you the truth...

- What the fuck is that? - Fraggle-Stick car.

That’s It We’re all finished

You ain't going to S-H-I-T

And on Christmas Eve, you’re going to rob this store blind.

I'm not talking about you taking me out. That part, I get.

- Okay. Do you want anything else? - No.

Oh, you're shitting me. I thought... I was thinking it was the...

No. It's because he was a mean, drunk son of a bitch.

danced for all those fucking housewives

All right, hit it.

Look, I’ve boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure But as far as I can recall, I’ve never fornicated anybody.

Week 17 after championship

Like ya anyway.

Oh, just forget it.

He lives with his drooling-ass old grandmother.

Hey, there, Granny?

Well, it was real. But, you see, I got sick and all the hair fell out.

I do Burl Ives songs. Does this schmo even play guitar?

You going to work today?

And ed edd n eddy and regulators And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

- Buy you one? - Why not?

Now I don't want an elephant at all.

- Can't I at least take this hat off? - No!

Hell, I wouldn't want to.

Look it's the retard again

Jesus, kid. When I was your age, I didn't need no fucking gorilla,

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Sketch it up, you fuckin’ moron. Fucking Leonardo da Vinci.

No aunts or cousins or uncles or anything like that?

What? On the couch?

You ain’t gonna shit right for a week.

Goodbye sinterklaas

Louise, lay down and go to sleep No

I loved a woman who wasn't clean.

You don’t like any guy.

Why do you need a car?

Put it on reverse, Lois.

So is my thing for tits.

Here we go again...

Store dick's dead.

What the fu@k is that ? Fire stick car?

Trump fucking someone in the ass

Do you and Mrs. Santa have kids?

Because you got no discipline. You got zero fuckin' initiative.

They're supposed to let me out of this hospital room soon,

Look, I’ve boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure But as far as I can recall, I’ve never fornicated anybody.

It's a belly-button ring.

Anybody else? Anybody else? Come on! Yeah, there you go.

You gotta move the ball around. You go up there, baby.

You'd fall apart without me. You're too pathetic for words.

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What is it with you And fixing sandwiches?

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