Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You got to thrust. See what I'm saying?

Louise, lay down and go to sleep No

Week 17 after championship

And to tell you the truth...

What? On the couch?

I do Burl Ives songs. Does this schmo even play guitar?

You ain’t gonna shit right for a week.

Like ya anyway.

Po Po Po Po Power with Tigerclaw

Marcus, get this kid off me before he pisses on me.

Look it's the retard again

Um, you know, these noises.

No aunts or cousins or uncles or anything like that?

We'd like to think we do a good job.

Put it on reverse, Lois.

You gotta move the ball around. You go up there, baby.

Jesus, kid. When I was your age, I didn't need no fucking gorilla,

I don't know. Fuck, kid. I just call them, bub.

Anybody else? Anybody else? Come on! Yeah, there you go.

What is it with you And fixing sandwiches?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Hey, there, Granny?

So is my thing for tits.

Do you and Mrs. Santa have kids?

What the fu@k is that ? Fire stick car?

No. I'm just looking at the games 'cause I have an Xbox.

EA walking into the compose after Ross unloads his truck

Is Granny spry?

- What the fuck is that? - Fraggle-Stick car.

If you don't like, next year, fuck off. I can always get another box jockey.

Cut the bullshit, I’m just looking.

- Where are the reindeer? - I stabled them. Is it left or right?

Oh, just forget it.

- Come on. What do you want? - Um, Barbie.

Because you got no discipline. You got zero fuckin' initiative.

No. It's because he was a mean, drunk son of a bitch.

Now I don't want an elephant at all.

- Okay. Do you want anything else? - No.

And ed edd n eddy and regulators And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

I'm an eating, drinking, shitting, fucking Santa Claus.

Look, I’ve boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure But as far as I can recall, I’ve never fornicated anybody.

Store dick's dead.

He lives with his drooling-ass old grandmother.

Would You Please Shut Up About Reindeer?

- Can't I at least take this hat off? - No!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

That’s It We’re all finished

Sketch it up, you fuckin’ moron. Fucking Leonardo da Vinci.

I'll be dipped in dog shit. Do I look like an auto mechanic to you?

Here we go again...

Oh, you're shitting me. I thought... I was thinking it was the...

Store dick don't want shit.

All right, hit it.

Look, I’ve boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure But as far as I can recall, I’ve never fornicated anybody.

Dave, if the mine starts to collapse, you gotta move quick!

I'm on my fucking lunch break, okay?

I loved a woman who wasn't clean.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

You ain't going to S-H-I-T

Does your daddy have a car?

Why do you need a car?

Well, it was real. But, you see, I got sick and all the hair fell out.

I'm not talking about you taking me out. That part, I get.

Can you maybe keep it together for just 10 minutes?

But I just can't help it.

As a matter of fact, I'm living fucking proof that there's not a Santa Claus.

They're supposed to let me out of this hospital room soon,

Hell, I wouldn't want to.

It's a belly-button ring.

You going to work today?

You'd fall apart without me. You're too pathetic for words.

Trump fucking someone in the ass

- Buy you one? - Why not?

You don’t like any guy.

Goodbye sinterklaas

Good night, sweetie.

And on Christmas Eve, you’re going to rob this store blind.

- This one fucking time I take you home, okay? - Uh-huh.

danced for all those fucking housewives