Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm on my lunch break, okay?

For Christ sake, pick a PT test and stick with it, would you?

So, what do you do, you know... After the holidays, I mean.

For Christ sake, pick a PT test and stick with it would ya?

Watch myyyyy head??

Many, many, many fuckin' years of therapy.

The world ain't fair. You gotta take what you need when you can get it.

so that tragedies like this...

Come on, let’s go.

You are by far the dumbest, most pathetic piece of maggot-eating shit...

I'm sorry. The van stalled. Will you give us a jump, please?

because they didn't hit any vital organs,

and they tell me that I will soon be 100%,

I needed more of a running start. I couldn't build up enough speed.

Okay Do you want anything else?

But it was for a purpose.

Sexual… Damn near sexual!

I don’t like that guy.

that you cannot get in this fucking safe?!

Garten of Banban 1,2,3,4,6,7,0,8 Garten of Banban 9

I tell you how it's gonna be.

It's a joke. Just a joke.

- Who are you? - Your name Roger Merman?

Does everything with you have to be a fucking test?

2005 Dodge Dakota This is Prix Fixed

I’m sorry, your gear?

who pull on my underwear.

You don't know who's around or what they do.

Yeah, just looking.

Dumb Bells always gettin fucked in the ass

I like kids. I really like kids.

You better be in shape by this evening, asshole.

WILLIE: Oh, my!

What are you, Sigmund Sawed-off Fucking Freud?

Just don't come into work stinking of booze again.

What do you want?

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- What the fuck is it? - It's a wooden pickle.

Don't mothball that suit.

Wanna see some magic? Here let’s watch you disappear.

- I love the hat. - Okay.

Hey, hey, hey. Hey, come on, come on.

This is Prix Fixed

Thank the fuck Christ.

what would happen if i was a facecam? then i'd put in poo and let a dog suck on ya.

I know. How about Santa?

Just ditch, you idiot. You got anywhere to sack out for a while?

What the fuck do you think you doing? You son of a bitch!

you're dealing with children...

Wish in one hand, shit in the other one See which one fills up first

You said that yesterday, you stupid fuck.

and you have to fly around the world and give presents to everyone,

Let's tell him what you want for Christmas.

The hell is it with you people and sandwiches?

- Can I help you, ma’am? - Just looking.

Fuck the fuckin’ store dick.

Cuz you went to the bathroom on mommy’s dishes?

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

Merry Christmas

How can they drop me onto my own head?

- It's Arizona plates. - Hold on. Let me get a pen.

For christ’s sake! Pick a group chat and stick with it, would ya?

even with 8 bullets dug out of me,

Let me fix you some sandwiches.

No. I'm not talking about that.

Roger, you're home. Let me fix you some sandwiches.

Yeah? You fucking petites now?

Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa.

- Yeah. - Fuckin' Darwinian.

You cocksucker!

It's like some deep-seated childhood thing.

GOD DAMN IT ARE YOU FUCKIN WITH ME?