Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don’t like that guy.

Garten of Banban 1,2,3,4,6,7,0,8 Garten of Banban 9

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

you're dealing with children...

Just don't come into work stinking of booze again.

It's a joke. Just a joke.

- I love the hat. - Okay.

Hey, hey, hey. Hey, come on, come on.

Does everything with you have to be a fucking test?

Come on, let’s go.

because they didn't hit any vital organs,

Let's tell him what you want for Christmas.

Let me fix you some sandwiches.

I like kids. I really like kids.

What do you want?

You are by far the dumbest, most pathetic piece of maggot-eating shit...

and they tell me that I will soon be 100%,

This is Prix Fixed

Yeah? You fucking petites now?

Sexual… Damn near sexual!

Don't mothball that suit.

I know. How about Santa?

Watch myyyyy head??

so that tragedies like this...

For Christ sake, pick a PT test and stick with it, would you?

So, what do you do, you know... After the holidays, I mean.

I’m sorry, your gear?

Merry Christmas

How can they drop me onto my own head?

- It's Arizona plates. - Hold on. Let me get a pen.

You don't know who's around or what they do.

and you have to fly around the world and give presents to everyone,

Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa.

- Yeah. - Fuckin' Darwinian.

I'm sorry. The van stalled. Will you give us a jump, please?

- Can I help you, ma’am? - Just looking.

that you cannot get in this fucking safe?!

No. I'm not talking about that.

The hell is it with you people and sandwiches?

even with 8 bullets dug out of me,

What the fuck do you think you doing? You son of a bitch!

Thank the fuck Christ.

You said that yesterday, you stupid fuck.

Fuck the fuckin’ store dick.

But it was for a purpose.

Okay Do you want anything else?

Many, many, many fuckin' years of therapy.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- Who are you? - Your name Roger Merman?

Cuz you went to the bathroom on mommy’s dishes?

Yeah, just looking.

WILLIE: Oh, my!

what would happen if i was a facecam? then i'd put in poo and let a dog suck on ya.

Wanna see some magic? Here let’s watch you disappear.

It's like some deep-seated childhood thing.

Wish in one hand, shit in the other one See which one fills up first

You cocksucker!

2005 Dodge Dakota This is Prix Fixed

I needed more of a running start. I couldn't build up enough speed.

What are you, Sigmund Sawed-off Fucking Freud?

For Christ sake, pick a PT test and stick with it would ya?

The world ain't fair. You gotta take what you need when you can get it.

You better be in shape by this evening, asshole.

For christ’s sake! Pick a group chat and stick with it, would ya?

I tell you how it's gonna be.

Roger, you're home. Let me fix you some sandwiches.

Just ditch, you idiot. You got anywhere to sack out for a while?

I'm on my lunch break, okay?

Dumb Bells always gettin fucked in the ass

- What the fuck is it? - It's a wooden pickle.

GOD DAMN IT ARE YOU FUCKIN WITH ME?

who pull on my underwear.