Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- So what do you want? - PokÈmon!

The fact of the matter is, I'm not Santa.

Ask Logan…duh

- I pissed my pants. - Oh, shut up.

What are their names?

Beauty and the Beast FUCK ME BEARGLOVE

Santa'll be here real soon, kids. Real soon.

You tear your ball again?

Ain't gonna shit right for a week!

That, plus everyone agreeing...

Didn’t shit right for a week

What if the kid has one of those fucking playdates they have now?

I know how to keep a low profile. Thank you.

Special treatment? I'm 3-foot-fucking-tall, you asshole!

Okay. Fine. Barbie. Oh, thank you.

- What do you want? - Fraggle-Stick car.

Like I accomplished something.

My brother lost a goddamn arm fighting you fuckers in Vietnam.

Po Po Po Po Power with Tigerclaw

The store changes, your name changes. But you always get away clean.

Let me get your drink.

Hey, loser. What’s up fat-ass?

I'm on my F@#ing lunch break!!!

Okay. Good. I want a stuffed elephant. A pink one.

Dumb-ass, why don't you turn around?

He's on an adventure, exploring mountains. He's been gone a long time.

Do you really need all that shit?

Nuh uh. Last time you said that I didn't shit right for a week.

Merry Christmas.

Why'd you paint it brown?

Here my advice For You

Would you please shut up about Phantasm?

Sure, the three B's.

Would You Please Shut Up About Reindeer? Would You Please Shut Up About Reindeer?

so it wouldn't be my bad thing.

It made me feel good about myself.

Store dick don't want shit.

Oh, you lousy, fucking motherfucker.

Your soul is dog shit. Every single fucking thing about you is ugly.

- This MP3? - Yeah.

What about the elves?

And slapping my nuts watch this And the land before time and Hannah Montana and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

Yeah, that hard candy. That's it right there.

Oh my, what a darling photo

Happy holidays to you.

Hell, I guess you did better than I did. I never got any B's.

In case you hadn't noticed, I'm a motherfuckin' dwarf.

Special treatment 'cause you're handicapped. You all the same.

Thank you for your time. God bless.

You lousy, cheating little fucking shit!

Can you maybe keep it together for just 10 minutes?

Or is that also Jeanne?

- What guy? You get a look at him? - No. But I think he's a cop, though.

I loved a woman who was unclean

If you think you can make my fucking season any worse, go right ahead.

What is it with you anyway? Somebody drop you on your fucking head?

and I wasn't as big as one of your legs.

- God damn it! Shit! - You're home.