Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay. Good. I want a stuffed elephant. A pink one.

Nuh uh. Last time you said that I didn't shit right for a week.

- God damn it! Shit! - You're home.

If you think you can make my fucking season any worse, go right ahead.

Santa'll be here real soon, kids. Real soon.

Happy holidays to you.

I'm on my F@#ing lunch break!!!

I loved a woman who was unclean

Oh my, what a darling photo

Let me get your drink.

Why'd you paint it brown?

He's on an adventure, exploring mountains. He's been gone a long time.

And slapping my nuts watch this And the land before time and Hannah Montana and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

Your soul is dog shit. Every single fucking thing about you is ugly.

Special treatment 'cause you're handicapped. You all the same.

Ain't gonna shit right for a week!

The store changes, your name changes. But you always get away clean.

That, plus everyone agreeing...

Here my advice For You

Would You Please Shut Up About Reindeer? Would You Please Shut Up About Reindeer?

The fact of the matter is, I'm not Santa.

My brother lost a goddamn arm fighting you fuckers in Vietnam.

- So what do you want? - PokÈmon!

- I pissed my pants. - Oh, shut up.

Thank you for your time. God bless.

Would you please shut up about Phantasm?

Store dick don't want shit.

Or is that also Jeanne?

You tear your ball again?

Didn’t shit right for a week

What is it with you anyway? Somebody drop you on your fucking head?

Sure, the three B's.

Oh, you lousy, fucking motherfucker.

Hell, I guess you did better than I did. I never got any B's.

What are their names?

- This MP3? - Yeah.

Hey, loser. What’s up fat-ass?

and I wasn't as big as one of your legs.

- What guy? You get a look at him? - No. But I think he's a cop, though.

Beauty and the Beast FUCK ME BEARGLOVE

Yeah, that hard candy. That's it right there.

Like I accomplished something.

What about the elves?

Dumb-ass, why don't you turn around?

Ask Logan…duh

Do you really need all that shit?

You lousy, cheating little fucking shit!

Special treatment? I'm 3-foot-fucking-tall, you asshole!

so it wouldn't be my bad thing.

Po Po Po Po Power with Tigerclaw

In case you hadn't noticed, I'm a motherfuckin' dwarf.

It made me feel good about myself.

- What do you want? - Fraggle-Stick car.

What if the kid has one of those fucking playdates they have now?

I know how to keep a low profile. Thank you.

Okay. Fine. Barbie. Oh, thank you.

Merry Christmas.

Can you maybe keep it together for just 10 minutes?