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Yeah, that's right. Go ahead. Talk about my height.

- Hey, wait a minute. Hey, kid? - Yeah?

- Need money to fix your sleigh? - Exactly.

People I work with coming to talk Me

Welcome. Great photo and rÈsumÈ, by the way.

So, you think I did good?

- I'm no censor. - Little friend?

Shit Yeah Always Somethin’

When I look at you, you know what I think?

Want to play again?

beryl butherccino are you a distant cousin of faye's? yes.

And you are in a position of trust. I think perhaps…

You ain’t gonna shit right For a week

Jesus, Mother Mary, and Joseph. You pissed yourself.

Would you please shut up about ̶r̶e̶i̶n̶d̶e̶e̶r̶ Olivia's baby

I saw you at another mall.

Well, what’s one year?

faye what's ya maiden name? snok snok mcfunction function.

It's not like you helped me with that nutjob or anything. You know?

Pack your shit. Phoenix.

- I loved a woman who wasn't clean. - Mrs. Santa?

Use something with some claws to it.

Um, yeah. Thank you.

- How much? - Half.

Oh, yeah, shit, let's do it.

or as a wonderful remembrance for friends.

Would You Please Shut Up About Reindeer? Would You Please Shut Up About Reindeer?

And I'm out on my ass now. She got half of everything.

No, actually, don't tell me. I don’t want to know. What do you want?

'Cause last year and the year before that, you didn't bring me any presents.

or Santa's little helper would've plugged his ass.

- I think one of them is Sneezy. There's a Dopey.... - That's the Seven Dwarfs.

When you’re sitting in the lodge and a guest asks you a question

What the fuck happened to your eye?

When a girl says 'like' In between every word of her sentence

Oh, God damn it, I forgot about that.

I don't know what he's called exactly. But, uh, he's a little guy.

All right, small fry, help yourself.

MiddleFingaZzGang

What do you want? What are you doing?

So unless you got a forklift handy, maybe you should lend a hand, hmm?

yes beryl rockkerosenerockettekeroette? what do you want? i want to do some zedding in koondoola.

You said you'd only hustle Big & Tall.

Whatever you guys do, it works. All I want is a taste.

- Another round Grand-Dad, Santa? - Yeah.

There's free breakfast

I am not a swoogin!!

Who the fuck is Thurman?

Well ya. Are they gonna drop you on somebody else's head?

Fuck me? Fuck you.

They'll run you ragged

Nothing I can help you with, huh?

I just rent the fucking place anyway.

'Cause my dad was Jewish, and we didn't have Christmas.

Let me get some of that. Yeah, that's it.

- Like the suburbs. - Which one?

WOMAN: This is Dolores Axelrod. You ran into my car last week.

Merry Chirstmas

Good night and have a very Merry Christmas.

Wish in one hand, shit in the other one See which one fills up first

Blowing snot all over everybody and fucking whatever.

Are you insane?

We wish you all a merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, and a joyous Kwanzaa.

He's a fucking moron

What is it with you and fixing fucking sandwiches

- Hey, hey, hey. - I’m fucking leave here.

right for a month.

I fucking suck at Fortnite!!! Okay?!

- Think somebody's onto us? - Is there anything in the room? Anything professional?

Jesus Christ! Let me see it! Let me see it!

They're fine. Do you have any houseguests?

What’s for dinner?!

- Yeah? - So I thought I'd give you your present now.

ALWAYS SOMETHIN'

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