Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

There's free breakfast
Well, what’s one year?
- Another round Grand-Dad, Santa? - Yeah.
- I'm no censor. - Little friend?
I fucking suck at Fortnite!!! Okay?!
or Santa's little helper would've plugged his ass.
What do you want? What are you doing?
- Like the suburbs. - Which one?
So unless you got a forklift handy, maybe you should lend a hand, hmm?
Would You Please Shut Up About Reindeer? Would You Please Shut Up About Reindeer?
- Hey, wait a minute. Hey, kid? - Yeah?
No, actually, don't tell me. I don’t want to know. What do you want?
Oh, jeez.
You said you'd only hustle Big & Tall.
- I loved a woman who wasn't clean. - Mrs. Santa?
Um, yeah. Thank you.
People I work with coming to talk Me
Santa.
I like ya
Jesus, Mother Mary, and Joseph. You pissed yourself.
Shut up.
Yeah, that's right. Go ahead. Talk about my height.
MiddleFingaZzGang
When I look at you, you know what I think?
I like you.
ALWAYS SOMETHIN'
Well ya. Are they gonna drop you on somebody else's head?
It's not like you helped me with that nutjob or anything. You know?
I saw you at another mall.
He's a fucking moron
They're fine. Do you have any houseguests?
- Think somebody's onto us? - Is there anything in the room? Anything professional?
'Cause my dad was Jewish, and we didn't have Christmas.
faye what's ya maiden name? snok snok mcfunction function.
All right, small fry, help yourself.
Jesus Christ! Let me see it! Let me see it!
'Cause last year and the year before that, you didn't bring me any presents.
We wish you all a merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, and a joyous Kwanzaa.
Oh, God damn it, I forgot about that.
Nothing I can help you with, huh?
I'm busy
You ain’t gonna shit right For a week
Xbox
What is it with you and fixing fucking sandwiches
Use something with some claws to it.
- Need money to fix your sleigh? - Exactly.
When you’re sitting in the lodge and a guest asks you a question
right for a month.
Are you sure you want to watch Napoleon Dynamite get off of me you boddagit scene? If you watch Napoleon Dynamite get off of me you boddagit scene Now. Tap Monkey Mayhem To Divide The Monkeys.
Are you insane?
Who the fuck is Thurman?
beryl butherccino are you a distant cousin of faye's? yes.
WOMAN: This is Dolores Axelrod. You ran into my car last week.
Pack your shit. Phoenix.
PS5
FUCK ME SANTA
So, you think I did good?
or as a wonderful remembrance for friends.
What’s for dinner?!
And I'm out on my ass now. She got half of everything.
Ooh!
And you are in a position of trust. I think perhaps…
Shit Yeah Always Somethin’
Want to play again?
I am not a swoogin!!
When a girl says 'like' In between every word of her sentence
Let me get some of that. Yeah, that's it.
I don't know what he's called exactly. But, uh, he's a little guy.
Whatever you guys do, it works. All I want is a taste.
They'll run you ragged
Oh, yeah, shit, let's do it.
yes beryl rockkerosenerockettekeroette? what do you want? i want to do some zedding in koondoola.
- I think one of them is Sneezy. There's a Dopey.... - That's the Seven Dwarfs.
- Hey, hey, hey. - I’m fucking leave here.
Merry Chirstmas
Blowing snot all over everybody and fucking whatever.
Or midget.
What the fuck happened to your eye?
Welcome. Great photo and rÈsumÈ, by the way.
Wish in one hand, shit in the other one See which one fills up first
Like sexual?
Fuck me? Fuck you.
Good night and have a very Merry Christmas.
Would you please shut up about ̶r̶e̶i̶n̶d̶e̶e̶r̶ Olivia's baby
Do better matt
I just rent the fucking place anyway.
- Yeah? - So I thought I'd give you your present now.
- How much? - Half.