Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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The duck stick?
Projects? Shit yeah
- What the hell happened to you?! - I cut my hand by mistake! Ow!
Mind your own goddamn business.
WHERES YHE INE FOR THE XTRANS IV SENOR??
Goodbye, Mike
Thanks. We've been at this a long time and all.
This is the last thing you're ever gonna see before I...
Happy New Year.
You ain't gonna shit right for a week
Bronsexuals defending themselves be like.... I am not gay!
Sweet Jews for Jesus.
Fuck me.
watching you till your dad gets back
- Santa! - Yeah.
When you’re sitting in Eagle Lodge and somebody asks you a question about the town bus system
Hi. Bob Chipeska.
What the hell buddy buddy I am not gay
yes beryl japanette chinarette baliette? what do you want? i want to do shengdonging in koh lanta.
It's not quite 8:00 yet.
"I AM NOT GAY"
Happy holidays.
You got some nerve, you little shit you.
MAN ON TV: A six-pound mouth watering pork-loin roast.
I appreciate it.
- How can they drop me onto my own head? - No, not onto your...Would...
Well, I'm very happy for you.
45%.
Is Ping Identity Spry?
Morning, team.
Well, these lips were on your wife's pussy last night.
God damn it!
Who's the bitch now, Santy Claus? Huh?
I am on my f$&@ing lunch break, OK?
It's just a job, you know what I mean?
Oh, God!
Let me fix you some tacos
Motherfucker!
- Okay. Which house is it? - That one.
Five Christmases I've been here.
You saying something to me?
yes snoktrayal templetone? what do you want? i want to resn the rentesosissettes in bujbury.
I don't know. Just through the holidays.
What the fuck is this, Mr. Low Profile?
What is it with you and fixing fucking sandwiches?
Merry Christmas.
I am not gay
Are you off your meds or something?
We can’t work the big store with your big fucking trainwreck.
So stop acting like you know something. 'Cause, pal of mine, you don't know squat!
She lives in God's house with Jesus and Mary and the ghost
She said she was 18.
- I was gonna pay for it. - Wrong answer.
Jesus.
Yeah. Pretty darn impressive.
And slapping my nuts watch this And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi
Yes. I thought it was very strange, too.
Even though I’m a Safety Dipshit Loser
what's with all the circles?
And slapping my nuts watch this And the land before time and Hannah Montana and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi
- As a fucking whistle. - Nothing?
"проверяйте вещи под камерой"
I don't care if it choke you to death.
'Cause you went to the bathroom on Mommy's dishes?
How can they drop me onto my own head?
In case you didn't notice.
You're shitting me.
Cheese and mice
Why do you talk about yourself that way?!
They only work during the day, all right?
As for my little helper, I'm sorry to have to tell you
Gjjh
Dumb bells always gettin fucked in the ass
When the new hire asks questions
MAN ON TV: And a hot dog and sausages to feed a small army.
Look at all that shit
1976 1993
Jesus, Mother Mary, and Joseph. What is the problem now?
Thurman Merman?
Oh, yeah? Hang on a second.
It made me feel good about myself Like I had a purpose
MAN ON TV: Scrumptious 6 1/2-pound standing rib roast.
and you won't be around anymore.
Come on, baby.
Sweetheart, don't romance 'em, now. Go on and get in there. I can take it.
There's no joy in this for me.
What do you want? - Fraggle-Stick car.
When you found out the Dallas Stars advance to the Stanley Cup Fuckin shit
Oh, Christ.