Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Even though I’m a Safety Dipshit Loser
Well, these lips were on your wife's pussy last night.
'Cause you went to the bathroom on Mommy's dishes?
What the fuck is this, Mr. Low Profile?
MAN ON TV: And a hot dog and sausages to feed a small army.
Gjjh
Jesus.
In case you didn't notice.
and you won't be around anymore.
As for my little helper, I'm sorry to have to tell you
what's with all the circles?
Oh, God!
Five Christmases I've been here.
- Santa! - Yeah.
Look at all that shit
Thanks. We've been at this a long time and all.
So stop acting like you know something. 'Cause, pal of mine, you don't know squat!
I appreciate it.
I am on my f$&@ing lunch break, OK?
It's just a job, you know what I mean?
Sweet Jews for Jesus.
Goodbye, Mike
I don't know. Just through the holidays.
Bronsexuals defending themselves be like.... I am not gay!
When you’re sitting in Eagle Lodge and somebody asks you a question about the town bus system
Yeah. Pretty darn impressive.
Fuck me.
She lives in God's house with Jesus and Mary and the ghost
When the new hire asks questions
yes beryl japanette chinarette baliette? what do you want? i want to do shengdonging in koh lanta.
Projects? Shit yeah
It made me feel good about myself Like I had a purpose
This is the last thing you're ever gonna see before I...
Mind your own goddamn business.
"проверяйте вещи под камерой"
watching you till your dad gets back
What do you want? - Fraggle-Stick car.
You saying something to me?
WHERES YHE INE FOR THE XTRANS IV SENOR??
Well, I'm very happy for you.
Why do you talk about yourself that way?!
45%.
. .
- Okay. Which house is it? - That one.
Is Ping Identity Spry?
"I AM NOT GAY"
Oh, Christ.
Jesus, Mother Mary, and Joseph. What is the problem now?
- I was gonna pay for it. - Wrong answer.
- As a fucking whistle. - Nothing?
Thurman Merman?
They only work during the day, all right?
You ain't gonna shit right for a week
MAN ON TV: Scrumptious 6 1/2-pound standing rib roast.
It's not quite 8:00 yet.
And slapping my nuts watch this And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi
God damn it!
Are you off your meds or something?
Morning, team.
She said she was 18.
- What the hell happened to you?! - I cut my hand by mistake! Ow!
Cheese and mice
How can they drop me onto my own head?
Sweetheart, don't romance 'em, now. Go on and get in there. I can take it.
You're shitting me.
Let me fix you some tacos
Come on, baby.
Merry Christmas.
We can’t work the big store with your big fucking trainwreck.
yes snoktrayal templetone? what do you want? i want to resn the rentesosissettes in bujbury.
Hi. Bob Chipeska.
What the hell buddy buddy I am not gay
- How can they drop me onto my own head? - No, not onto your...Would...
The duck stick?
MAN ON TV: A six-pound mouth watering pork-loin roast.
There's no joy in this for me.
And slapping my nuts watch this And the land before time and Hannah Montana and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi
Happy holidays.
Motherfucker!
I don't care if it choke you to death.
When you found out the Dallas Stars advance to the Stanley Cup Fuckin shit
Who's the bitch now, Santy Claus? Huh?
1976 1993
I am not gay
What is it with you and fixing fucking sandwiches?
Yes. I thought it was very strange, too.
You got some nerve, you little shit you.
Happy New Year.
Oh, yeah? Hang on a second.
Dumb bells always gettin fucked in the ass