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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
and cry in the mirror!
broken Scantron machine.
but I know everything about wine,
Chipp McCapp.
to discuss personal problems with.
Mother[bleep].
There's so much pumpkin,
my two true passions.
allow me to introduce Terrence Montreaux.
Donna, April,
♪ Karate chop master ♪
♪ I'm a karate chop master ♪
Cheese on top or no one gets paid.
You can buy two candies.
That is why we have this, how you say...
Sorry. Just weird family business.
the "Mariah needs to sing tonight" stuff.
It's new world,
♪ chop-chop, kick ♪
Northern California, Napa Valley,
Seems to be keeping it together.
You know what? That was awesome.
Am I?
Security.
That's what his fans call themselves.
I know, he's a monster.
Would somebody get me one of those lunch stacks?
Mon Dieu !
but just because your family is getting bigger
I wanted to make fun of stupid people while I get drunk,
Enjoy.
I'm gonna hire the best one
That's the sign for petting a dog
there's gonna be a lot of fancy people there.
so I need the good stuff,
that you've been drinking blueberry wine.
I'm sorry I'm so frazzled.
It's halfway between red and white.
to spite each other--
[Cell phone ringing]
from that portion of the color spectrum.
for Tom's Bistro,
Hello, Ron.
but you're a terrible person
I've ever heard.
Hold on, Ron.
Sounds like fun.
to bring out the flavors in your fish.
Hold up.
We make it right here at the vineyard.
We wanted to talk to you