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Aunt Kate and Uncle Roman are incredible butt heads. Right?
Hey! Come back here! Son of a bitch!
Really, a month? That long?
Do the Alligator
And when you've finished doing that
That he trusts you with his financial well-being.
Ssssssssixty six times
His hair turned white 'cause lightning hit him.
Bugle and the brains will die of heart attacks and strokes long before you.
Ah, no!
Well it ain’t it ain’t ain’t it ain’t raining
That would be something else, I'm telling you.
as John Candy said
That was a real good shot. That was really, really good.
All right? I'm walking, you're walking.
Blow it out your ass! No one is blowing anything out anyones ass!
It isn't $25,000. That's an awful lot of money.
It attacked me.
What's he saying?
Ow! Uh!
Yeah, I guess so.
was a pane of glass.
Jesus! I am not touching leeches, Dad. No way.
I mean, why can't they connect with me?
I'm fine. A little nap. Ah, come on. Hey!
Yeah, I know fog is a big-deal up in these parts but you come with me to idaho I'll strap you into a 8,000ft mountain,buddy your going to know what fog is all about
Damn! Come on.
Oh, baloney!
Oh!
“I’m way too tired to make your birthday party check”
yes beryl grillsial? what do you want? i want to sink the sifleet titanic.
That's the old city in your lungs.
You just put on your coat and hat
Ugh.
You're a louse!
You drive safely.
I never had one I'd call my girlfriend.
Okay, grab hold of my jacket.
It's just till he gets on his feet, honey.
Wil the Vikings ever win the Superbowl?
You see him running like hell for home, you head for cover.
Power's out!
Here comes the rope.
They're 28 bucks a pop. Twenty-eight? Oh, my God.
Big Bear Chase me
Oh, God!
And you're leaving in three days.
I'm gonna give you my ring.
And if you or any member of your party orders the Old '96er and finishes,
Personally, I'd rather see a 46-inch bust singing Burning Love.
You and I coming up to the woods is like your father bringing you here.
Just let him eat his candy bar.
So, anyway, you're an intelligent man.
There!
What would you call me?
Oh, honey!
Bye. Goodbye.
Makes you wonder, doesn't it?
- How do you focus? - You don't focus.
What we're having here is a little problem.
I just feel like a little kid. I feel a lot better.
They'll be telling their grandkids about this.
Katie, you'll need to sit down to hear what I have to say.
Mmm. Huh?
Will the Vikings ever win the Superbowl?
All right...
I'm in God's country here. My signal's kind of weak.
I did it!
Ruben's gonna shit a solid gold brick! what a great surprise!
Sun porch? Yeah.
Yeah, I guess so.
You see, once a bear gets a taste for blood,
What time do you get off work tonight?
No, not at all.
I know. That's why I came up here.
Take it easy.
Look for a big hole.
Shoot him! Shoot him!
No, I wanna! I wanna!
-
Oh god that’s rotted oh
Probably.
With Horny the Bear, Smokey's cousin?
Crazy, bloodthirsty as ever.
We need a plan. It's bigger than I thought. It's about a two-pounder.
Um, the bait shop?
Help!
I guess the medley of perch.
Cara? Mara?
All right. Have you got it?
Normally, I'm not a mean person, but I'm a...
Inininininininin ththththththe head
Feel pretty good, y'all, uh!
What if I blow it? What are we gonna do? We gotta get some help.
Hold still!
So I'm here to say that there actually is no bear
Because you are blood. You're family.
Look at the size of the maggots on that meat.
Hey, I'm telling you, that baby was bred for packing.
See, I can't believe how dangerously old-fashioned your thinking is.
Well he's got the elk combo tag You don't have to say anything.