Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How about Roman dragging me all over the goddamn lake? How about that for starters, huh?

that he wrote you that check.

Ugh, sick, God.

The only way I get any pleasure is by leaning against the washer during the spin cycle

Sometimes I think the only way I'll get any pleasure Is by leaning up against the spin cycle on the washing machine

Exactly. All right?

That a neo-skunk thing or... Roman, what are you...

We were drawing tags , right? Well beyond our means.

Okay. Dad, I'll figure it out. Just give me the skis already.

Especially fireflies. Their butts light up.

Jesus Marie! It's a tiny flying mouse, not a grizzly bear.

Wally, what's the bear dump situation like?

that we can disagree so vehemently,

you still thought to include him in that investment.

You know damn well what he means.

We'll be right down. Go on.

How many times have I seen it?

I need somebody to help me say it one time

You twist it. Twist it

Roman, where are the girls?

See what I mean? Yeah.

Dad, to the memories.

Cut it out, will you? They don't bite.

Because it might be the bear!

I think that just about does it.

I'm sorry about that. I was in kind of a bad mood, okay?

but I'm just like any other human being.

All right, spread out. Let's look for them. Let's all just...

I was almost in the car!

Are you kissing him or are you calling him?

I guess I'm old-fashioned. I like assholes.

Well, the pants are riding up the butt something fierce

"Well, He May Take A Little While With That Last Bite, But It'll Go Down."

Or the Dead Sea,would of had a lot more fun in another league

Let's see that dust fly with that broom

Roman's making goat cheese pizza and we'll take it over to the lodge.

He lost his mount. Hey, how you doing there, trooper?

And I really don't remember saying that. But if you said I did,

Nice outfit! You're Mr. Coordinated tonight, huh?

Oh, what? What? What is that look?

All right, don't! Don't. Don't!

You got to know how to pony

He's not finished, that's it. When he finishes, he'll go.

So when you go to bed tonight,

Thanks for ruining my birthday, Ripley.

No, no. I'm thinking about nightmares.

Oh, no. No. Not in my lifetime, no.

And what exactly is that statement supposed to mean?

How you doing, handsome?

No. They suck blood.

Look, I'm really sorry.

Do you speak English?

Check out the shotgun lamp.

You got about three minutes and 25 grand? Jerry?

I am not wimping, all right? I'm just thinking, that's all.

That's good. Processing nicely. Processing very, very good.

Smell that air. Isn't that something?

The next time you stab somebody in the back, Chester,

The Killer hammock of Ohio

Now, look, Roman.

Now, that story gave me nightmares not to be believed.

Na-na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na na-na-na-naa

Easy. All right. Okay, have it your way.

Gee, I’m 25 lbs overweight, I don’t need a blast to the ticker like that!

Hey, Wally! How you doing?

Would you like one to match his?

As I was sitting there thinking about people

Hey, you wanna take a spin in the rowboat?

Have you seen my ass lately? No, not recently.

Lengthwise to simulate kindling.

everybody eats for free.

Well, the upside is phenomenal, the downside is zip.

Come on, no further excuses, all right?

I am not going back in there until you get it out.

This bear was over eight feet high.

- Come on, honey. - Uncle Roman, wait for Dad.

You got hungry and had to eat the nag, huh?

Blow it out your ass Lindsay

What are you feeding me now?

Oh, my gosh! Hi, honey.

All right, all right. But you gotta promise me

All right. Just please tell her that Buck called.

What do you mean? All kids like bugs. They're cute.

Dad, I wouldn't do that.

If you meet any friends, bring them back. They can suck my wake!

Porcupine quills. Loves porcupines, hates people.

I'm waiting for their heads to rotate around and vomit pea soup.

Will I see you soon?