Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That a neo-turkey thing or... Roman, what are you... He's got the hair

I ran into the living room.

I don't want Uncle Chet's bear story to upset you in the same way.

Yeah, that's a fact.

That Jimbo's not a bad guy. I just had a word with him. Here's the kicker.

Big! Big! Whoo, Big!

Ya know what those are made of? Lips and assholes!

Go in there and get that radar-guided vermin.

Dad, Dad, Dad, no one's denting anybody.

the Kellen Rasmussen's of the world are just able to lay back and wait for the elk draw results

Oh! I love you. I love you.

Twistin' with Lucy

and was attacked by a band of escaped army psychiatric patients

That was a shot!

Do you feel better? I do, and I'm sorry.

This guy's a riot.

Why don't you come over here and show me how to do it?

If you like him, you stay with him, 'cause I'm through. I'm out of here.

He's been struck by lightning, how many times is it now, Reg?

That didn't scare him, Dad.

Come on, Ben, what are we gonna do?

So, now it's all starting to ooze out. It's very interesting, isn't it, Katie?

Get out of here.

Pontoon boat. What the hell you gonna do with a pontoon boat?

You can run around here naked as a bear

Come on, Roman.

All right. On "ready."

The fact of the matter is, Chet,

Let me rethink this.

Your mother's probably worried sick about you.

infected bandages, body parts, IV tubing, contaminated glassware,

Yeah, if you can find me.

I'm alive. I'm alive. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

You'll be fine.

Dad, that's my hook.

Every bit of it.

Whoa! Hey! What the hell are you doing?

"Race you home."

You're a good man. You're the best.

If you don't scrub that kitchen floor

was just a yarn, spinning for our entertainment.

We'll help you.

What's this? What's this over here?

Race you home. You got it.

Game playing, role playing. Helps in a marriage after a little while, you know?

There’s nothing on that plate but gristle and fat

I don't know. Right over there, behind you.

You know, he's the oldest living man in Canada, kids. Isn't that something?

from whatever it killed before it got to our cabin.

who'd been subjected to violent,

And the whole week you'll be here!

That bear had become a man-eater.

Okay, let's roll! All right.

Oh ingy, blow it out your ass.

Right now? Yeah, what the hell?

Hi good morning Go to yarn.co and search any phrase

How about that, huh?

Great. Okay. Then that's fine.

Look around you, Roman! For God sakes, this is beautiful country here!

Like my little Lucy

No, no, go away. Leave me alone!

Why? He's nocturnal.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Let's just go back to the cabin.

Now watch me work, y'all

Yeah, Dad, about 100 times. I don't think the guy can hear us or something. He's deaf.

Hey, it's crowded. Hey, this is great.

It was just a yarn, spinning for our entertainment.

He may still be out there

Who's handling your investments?

Burt. A guy named Burt.

I'm so sorry. I just don't feel like this.

Oh, jeez, damn!

Hey, he's back, everybody!

Roman! Girls! I'm back.

How to end any argument on vacation

You wishing Mr. Tompkins a happy birthday?

Yakety Yak Don't Talk Back

Why do you always do this to me, you know?

A story that might save your lives

We were drawing tags , right? drawing Well beyond our means.

and you want to wish happy birthday to a guy you never even met?

Well, he may take a little while with that last bite, but it'll go down.

Come on, y'all, let's say it one more time

Oh, I hope this investment really works out for them.

Oh! Nature all around us, boys.

You figure it out for yourself.

What is he saying? What?

No really we loved it!

Where's that ball-slapping nag you were riding?

But we gotta get some sleep.

Come on, it's cute.

You were at the Indians game..

Take it in. Take it all in.

You'd better believe it!

on the validity of the tale which Uncle Chet shared with us this evening.

Wait a hot shit minute Wait a hot shit minute

What's it look like I'm doing?

I'll make sure of that.

My God! Protect us!

He gets a couple cocktails into him, he becomes an expert on everything.

Thanks, Uncle Chet.

and not worry about running into anybody.

to a man who's had the courage to live on this earth 109 years.

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Okay, here we go now. Everybody help Uncle Chet.

I think we have to... We have to do something.

Well, it's the first good idea you've had since you've been here.

Baby, I knew you'd understand.

Come on. I'll let you row.

You'll have to excuse my brother-in-law.