Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

sometimes it's 40,000's in the queue sometimes it's 100's in the queue

Very big. Yeah.

Where are you? Where are you?

Sixty-six times

I see a syndicated development consortium

but I'll get by.

No, come on! Oh, yeah.

What we need, Roman, big plan, big plan. That's what we need.

Part of it happened. I just embellished a bit, that's all. Come on, kids.

Retake Omaha Beach?

- Okay. - Miss?

You can write a check now for as much as you can cover.

That's $25,000. What's your cash position?

and now I'm giving it to you.

Wait a second. Why would I ditch you?

I'm not gonna kiss you.

You gotta twist it. Twist it.

Thanks for ruining my vacation, Ripley.

Rule one, no relative of mine is gonna eat hot dogs

Take your seats, in the trunk.

Eighty three cents.

You wouldn't know a good time

It seems they escaped from the metal boxes the army kept them in,

I don't need cocktails for that. Was that a shot?

Give me nightmares for a month?

All right. Okay, come on.

I don't know, he's shaking. Some kind of a new dance or something.

You got to know how to pony

Striker? What the hell you going to do with a striker?? Restart the palisade fire?

Rugged, manly, all that stuff. The full nine yards.

And I will be Burt.

We had a fishing party in there up until yesterday.

What are you doing? I don't know. I don't know.

Now, uh, you will be Shelana!

Now that you mention it, I do kind of sense something kind of strange.

All right. Look at those bears!

Naa-na-na-na, na-na-na na-na-na

There you go. Okay, we're leaning back. Okay, now there's trouble.

like Freddy Krueger.

What are you doing?

Watch the doors.

I don't know in this state, son. Look, I just don't...

Why? That's the great thing about being in the North Woods, Connie.

Dad, you're not gonna kiss me in the boat under the moon, are you?

John is so local, Every street in Hanover is named “John street”

Big Bear Chase Me

What if I lose it? You won't lose it.

And I knew that if I was ever to give you something,

Why the hell would you want to come up to

You put your bathing suit on, and we'll go down to the lake.

Look, I'll be back in a couple of minutes, okay?

All right, all right. I got it, I got it.

No! True! True! Out there.

Asking an Oklahoman how they’re doing these days...

"That Donald Trump is a crooked son of a bitch."

Seriously, though, has anybody ever eaten one?

We’ll she’s got the hair

You were picking your nose

Oh, thank God you're here.

You didn't want to talk about money!

there's the leredith there's the chriky

If you trail behind, the Indians will get you.

Good night. Sleep tight.

When you can't find the puppy For a half hour

Well, nobody forced you to come up here, buddy boy.

Ah, jeez. All right, all right, all right. Okay.

Well, I think it's a real testament to the strength of the family

And by the way, that story about you and your brother in the can at the wedding?

and I want the boys to have the same memories.

Yogi and Boo Boo in the flesh.

How many times have I told you?

Let's have a nice easy walk. Come on.

Oh, gee, it's wet!

Naa-na-na-na-na

Yeah, go find yourself a spin cycle.

What are you doing down here?

Have you ever seen the blue Coy*te Motts talking about?

Yeah, among other things. What? Do they?

- What is he doing? - I don't know.

Whoa! Trees in the parking lot.

Believe me, that's what I do for a living.

Pizza. You said a "goat" in there.

What about the kids? I don't care!

DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?!

I don't think so. How you doing?

In the john at our wedding I heard you say That Andy zilka is a crooked son of a bitch.

- Okay, hold this. Thanks, Dad. - Fix your vest up.

Chet's gonna shit a solid-gold brick! What a great surprise!

Okay, girls, Uncle Chet's here.

Let your backbone slip

There's a big difference between wimping and thinking.

He's not done yet.

God! That's gotta hurt!

Have you ever seen whiter whites?

66 times Man that’s gotta hurt

How you doing, Cammie?

If I could market lips like those, I'd make another million.

One, two, three