Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You don't know how custom we are...

December 27th, 2023

Oh, boy! What a night, huh?

It's full of boreholes and sinkholes and pits, caves, hollows.

So now I get the look. I was just trying to have some fun.

We were living well, right? Well beyond our means.

Here we go. You all right?

That's why I don't understand what I'm doing here with you.

Is that a fact?

What do I do, push the red button?

As a matter of fact, I don't remember anybody inviting you up here.

But she's a real bear. Won't give it up to me.

By the way, is it paid for?

Well, what happened?

- No. - You messed up the words twice.

Well, maybe he hung up on you.

One of the men I admired.

How did you know?

Hey, don't talk to adults that way!

Answer me one question. Sure.

Listen, if Stacy can get a dessert down him,

Big one. Big spider. Big spider.

You fellows met Reg?

Ooh! Yeah. Yeah.

OH, BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS IT'S KC TIME

Okay, but don't be too late.

You make a good living. Not bad.

Ah, get the barbecue going, get some hot dogs on there.

There's Nothing On That Plate But Gristle And Fat

You know, we're here. Let's go. Come on.

Happy Birthday to our favorite Uncle and Brother-In-Law!

And I'm gonna tell you something I had previously decided not to.

I don't believe... I don't believe I heard you say that.

Okay, let's go. We'll walk it.

For the first time in your life, be their father!

With Long Tall Sally

Go wash, go wash, go wash! In the bathroom. In the bathroom.

Look at that thing move!

You got chalk right there.

Come on, everybody.

Don't push it, Roman!

Can I go now? Thank you very much. Thank you. Go, go, go.

One, two, three.

I want you to go back to Chicago a crazed, lovesick maniac

So when you go to bed tonight if you hear a noise whatever you do, don't look out the window Because it might be a turkey!

You know what a loon is, noodlehead?

I've... I've told you I loved you, right?

That’s too much That’s just too much

and my kids look at me like I'm a rack of yard tools at Sears?

Ask an Oklahoman how they’re doing these days...

there's the zoirinaoaomiindaamesbereeryleannabelle. there's the lusuceehillianindaathyjiasta.

Lost the yardage, These rangefinders they don't work

and still part on good terms.

Are we gonna ski or what?

Great, I'll meet you at 9.00.

Buck and I are getting a pontoon boat, right, Buck?

Wait a minute. No way. Wait a hot-shit minute.

Yeah! That'll be the day.

Threw aside our plans to come up here,

I'm not gonna tell you what the teenagers do there.

No, no. They have to hear this.

You did figure it out, Kate.

We're gonna close our eyes and dream about nice things.

The Zagnut addicted bear of Clare county

Yakety yak, yakety yak

He must be hard of hearing or something.

I wouldn't be surprised if that was Ben and Buck's college money.

So, no more thinking about bears, all right?

Give me a hug. What?

Watch your heads. Here it comes!

Take a good look.

You city-dwelling fools are damn lucky.

The rest of us are all probably gonna die

What about this father-son thing? You're gonna leave, you're gonna pack up?

Scott, how do I introduce me thick Dick to the unto all cake?

I'm telling you, you got nothing to be afraid of, okay?

Connie, stay down! Stay down!

Yeah, let's just go.

I felt my plaque start flowing again!

I'll make up the difference, and we'll square it away on Monday.

You're a big man. And you're a nice man. And you're above all this.

couldn't meet my calls. I lost my seat on the exchange.

And walk yourself to the Laundromat

How could you do that? I didn't do that. He did it.

Oh, bite the big one, Uncle Roman!

Chet? Where are you?

Blow it. Shall I?

Yakety yak Don't talk back

Get the light on him. Get the light on him.

Let’s Fucking Ride!!!

See, a lot of people are hip to this.

No, I found it. I wanna go first.

All right. All right. That was your last chance.

I know the Heimlich maneuver.

I gotta go back.

Corkscrew technique

Violent, but yeah, cute.

Oh, right in the...

That was quite a surprise. I mean...

Big! Big! Whoo, Big!

One, two, three, go!