Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm a phony. I'm a fraud. I'm a fake.

Just finish cleanin' up your room

Why? Because my father gave it to me,

Our Lady of Victory...

You rode it like it was.

and there was that bear right in the window.

If that's okay with...

Uncle Roman will blow some coin on a kick-ass drag boat.

It's been touching you for 12 years! You never freaked!

What it means is I would like to blow Uncle Roman out my ass!

Everyone loves bugs Especially fireflies

of heart attacks and strokes long before you.

Big bear chase... Big bear chase...

From my $15 imitation Bally slip-ons to our replicated Rolexes.

ESPN’s gonna shit a solid gold brick! What a great surprise!

of the people I'm gonna bless with this opportunity, and I say bless,

These are the biggest worms I've ever encountered.

Has everybody got their leech?

Then I'll pull you up.

Come on, y'all, let's say it one more time

You all packed?

Looks the same, doesn't it?

Honey, come on! Whoa. Whoa.

There'll be times we'll go a month without going to bed together.

I want you boys to stay here and look after your mother and your aunt. All right?

We're glad you're home, honey.

You don't have to hide from me. Tell me what it is.

You ain't gonna rock and roll no more

Yakety yak Don't talk back

I've got a great idea. You're gonna see some bears.

How about the gourmet here? You know what he wanted? Hot dogs.

What exactly is this thing again?

You want me to take care of the thing, I'll take care of the thing.

The Zagnut addicted bears of Clare county

What a fighter.

At our wedding,

You're not done. I still see crumbs left on that wrapper

I love it when you're Burt. You're always...

Do it on the floor.

What the hell is that supposed to mean? Never mind, honey.

Well, it's not.

No, no, no, you specify, you clarify it for me. All right?

yes beryl percentagesial? what do you want? i want to perennially percentage punish you.

Come on. We'll all pitch in later and clean this up, all right? Let's go.

I can't believe that I'm actually gonna miss this place.

Chet Ripley. How do you do?

Now we'll get some action.

The 80 inch sturgeon of Fouremile bay

Tell Ripley, too, huh? Done.

You were picking your nose.

I'm dead! I'm dying! I'm dying!

Gee, I'm 25 pounds overweight. I don't need a blast to the ticker like that!

Whoa. Big head on him.

He's making what?

People seem to like that.

Hey, I'm trying to read here.

I got you! I got you!

- A nice kiss on the cheek. - No.

Come over. Let's see a little action. After all, you know everything.

Hey, look, now, whatever you want to do.

God. Thanks a lot!

And when you've finished doing that

Just a minute. Hold on.

Buddy Reiser died.

It's one I'll never forget.

Roman, you could help on this, you know.

You were picking your nose

Naa-na-na-na-na

Yeah, it sounds good.

and casually stroll along life's path.

Let's go home. I think I'll go home. You go home?

Roman and I are gonna have a talk a little later on, girls.

Do you remember inviting him?

I see a paper mill, and, if the strategic metals are there, a mining operation.

soft, fluffy things.

I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.

Okay. Okay, you got it? Good. Good.

Well, it ain't, it ain't, it ain't, raining

Let go of the rope.

Right there. Right there, Dad. Look up! Look up!

Another Birthday

Get all that garbage out of sight

You tour the lake in comfort is what I'm saying.

I don't need a blast to the ticker like that!

Yes, sweetheart?

It ran off. We never saw it again.

Getting a breath of night air.

Call me that one more time, you're gonna go home with a dent in your forehead.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy. We started something.

Hey! What the hell?

Well, I'll be picking splinters out of it from now until the day I die!

But that doesn't mean I didn't mean what I said. For the most part, it's true.

They're hiding under a bed or something.

I got an unbelievable investment opportunity for you.

Get the hell in the car. We gotta beat Uncle Roman home. Move it! Move it!

Like I say, it might save their life one day.