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is one of the greatest things you can do for him.
- No, I'm not kidding you. - Wait a second.
- Oh, God. - Dickless Dennis.
A keg exploded in the bar. Blew Dennis's dick off.
You got your clothes on. You gotta take your clothes off.
- So it's more humane. - Yeah?
- Whatever. We gotta go. - A keg would never explode.
When they ask if i know a Frank
Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
Wow! Okay.
It was a bad shirt. It was an ugly shirt- hideous really.
I'm gonna eat spaghetti.
Uh-oh.
- Ah! - Oh!
You can't bring food into the theater.
- Uh, right. - Yeah.
And when you do that, you look like maybe you're a worm.
You know what? You guys blow. I'm gonna go find Duncan.
Oh! Shirt! I love this shirt.
- Oh, my God. - That is not doing something nice. That is tricking us.
and then you did make that choice and you bought that other shirt.
Isn't stuff supposed to pop out at us?
Go ahead. Go on. Let's go.
- It's a ton of work. - Yeah. Does Charlie even know what a luau is?
- Hmm? - What even is that?
- Cynical? - You can't even get excited to give your friend a party.
- That's a stupid idea. We're going with the burst pipe. - I like the keg idea.
- Son of a bitch. - Where's Duncan?
and I got you something I think you're gonna like.
- We can do it. - We'll do these things. We'll do these things.
What? No way, dude. I'm not getting naked in public.
Check that box of tiki torches. Start setting those up.