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Time's up
See that, uh, Coke can
Welcome to Girf!
We can enter here, as shown in these satellite photos.
Uh, you got to do the honors for me, man.
OK, OK. Let's... Let's get this off.
Steven: What the hell are you doing?
5 seconds to impact.
When they took him up in the spaceship...
Just do it!
[Shouting And Screaming]
Happy 4th of July, from all of us at 4Kids TV.
"All you need is love."
OK, we-we-we're, uh...
I just came in to get my check tonight...
That's why.
Chloroquine Spread the word!!!
Others, however, have a more unusual theory.
[Rooster Crows]
SECRETARY OF HUD
[Plane Shaking]
You had the spaceship, and you had the bodies.
There's still love there, I think.
Today! We celebrate...our amalgamation day
The CRB abused him…
She's going to meet you there.
with the cities are down.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
they were wearing some sort of biomechanical suits.
I HAVE GOT TO GET ME ONE OF THESE
I gave it a virus.
I didn't know that you'd recognized me.
I saw what they're planning to do.
I'm sorry, man.
What are you doing here?
She always keeps her portable phone listed for emergencies.
We're stuck.
You're late.
I’m baaaaack!!!
That's the problem. They elected a warrior, and they got a wimp.
I fly. I’m pilot.
YES, WITHOUT THE OOPS
He wasn't his father.
You knew then, and you did nothing.
No, you're not, sir.
You left me for him.
I've Got Someway on the Radar!
DOES ANYONE HAVE THE LEAD CODE??
I did?
Man: Honey, let's go!
Wildman
Take it slow. Don't run.
Trent Greham
But you said you was on leave for the 4th.
Wait. A countdown to what, David?
OK.
So tell me something.
TV: This is not a military aircraft...
Daddy!
of what's in front of us. Wait a minute.
Jasmine: Can you give me a hand?
.
I'm on it.
ETA with contact point: three minutes.
Um...
And what the hell is that smell?
It's too tight.
David. How did you get this number?
Hi.
[I Got Somebody on the Radar!]
loser.
"David...Tell Em'"
They're responding.
i'm code i'm software
- Let's do a diagnostic check... - Excuse me, sir.
I know you're probably still a little confused
[Rumbling]
DAMN, THEY GOT SHIELDS TOO!
Whoever the nazis are voting for... I’ll vote for the other guy.
[I'd Got Thing on the Radar!]
Oh, look at it.
Nope.
Freddie Franchise wasn’t resigned I don’t think exciting is the word I would use to describe it
We tried that. It didn't work.
2...
How does he do that?
I been saying it for 10 goddamn years.
No, wait.
Walk down to the basement.
I Been Saying It I been saying it for 10 damn years
I look like A SCHLEMIEL
Yeah, well they canceled it!
When the govs known about covid-19 For the past 5+ years!
Hold on, sir.
The temperature is 95 degrees in Central Park.
and don't touch anything.
Keep it coming... keep it coming
Who else knows about this?
I’m coffee shop
You don't actually think they spend $20,000 on a hammer $30,000 On A Toilet Seat, Do You?
You should be down in the shelter.
God, I hope they lock up donald!
Alright you Hockey assholes
moving too slowly
My social security will expire, you'll still be sitting there.
What the hell are you doing? Get out of there!
Sal Vitro has been completely destroyed
Heading I10 E... We're the only schmucks trying to get in.
Los Angeles attack squadron
Everyone loses faith at some point in their life.
I really don't think they flew 90 billion light years
Switching to sidewinders. Moving in.
Although it's understandable
I repeat...
Oh, damn!
I better call my mother!
Not Too Bad At All!!!!!!!!!!
See, Troy? You're feeling better already.
Doesn’t anyone have any Raid Attempts left?
Election Day!! Yes we can!
Uh, not really, sir. Part of it has broken off
I belong on the ice.
It's on target...
Oh, my God.
So sue me. David! We got a problem.
Wow.
Why is there a service disruption?
Fox-3
I don't believe this. Jasmine.
I been saying it for 10 damn years.
Let's go!
NO
I ain't heard no fat lady!
I can cook, I’m chef
Steve, this is a wedding ring.
Oh, wow.
Haven't you ever wanted to be part of something special?
Connie.
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
How my Tuesday felt... ...living in backwards world.
When you work the nightshift
Let’s kick the tires and light the fires big daddy
It's coming from the moon.
Command, this is Retel Op.
Here. Make yourself useful. [Pat Pat]
Mm-hmm.
MR. McTRIUMPH, YOU'RE FIRED
There you go.
that they give away.
Los Angeles, Washington, and New York have been left in ruins...
Jim, uh, remove the clamps.
what's about to happen to 'em?
My God!
Dusted the wrong field
You want to see my clearance?
When we found them...
Let's send 3 men
Eagle 20. Fox 2!
[Morse Code On Radio]
It'll tell us when you've uploaded the virus.
Do you read? Abort mission right away.
I can pitch. I’m pitcher.
You'd need satellites to relay that signal
[Static]
Oh God I hope they bring back Elvis!
It's probably been overlooked. If...
Dolphins Team Members
Roger. Eagle 1. Check left.
Nah, he, uh...
Russell! What are you doing?
Are the salad days over for President Whitmore? Morton?
We've moved as many of our forces
NASA's been on my butt all morning. They want to know our position.
it aint on the map
A countdown?
I understand you are upset over the death of your wife...
What is it you want us to do?
Nothing is registering.
All right, gentlemen, we're on.
[Groaning]
It can't be allowed.
[I Got Something's on the Radar!]
PUT YOUR MASK BACK ON!!!
Come on, Dylan. We gotta go.
aircraft from here will join others from around the world...
Approaching...
Where is it now?
AND WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL??!!?
You don't want to die a virgin...
I'll show you good cause
Once again, the TPD is asking Tampans
When someone finally admitts.. that Brady is the Goat
I know what I mean when I say it.
You think an important person like Constance is gonna be listed?
What's the rush? You think we'll get to Washington...
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait, wait.
Maybe I'll just leave this here with you.
I've Got Sometime on the Radar!
I'm very proud of you.
there have never been any spacecraft
Absolutely. Contact NORAD. Tell them we've upgraded to DEFCON three.
Jesus.
This is what elog will get ya
David, talk to me.
in order to reach each ship.
Prepare to engage!
Q - When did you first report these issues?
Uhh...
Be seated.
We've got to stop them!
TV: One is headed towards Los Angeles.