Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The truth is, the last time I left this room,
That she gave a blowjob to a guy who didn't deserve it?
You want me to get you something?
Our friend did. I mean, are you guys gonna go out?
- Worse than saying it? - Yeah.
It's funny. I always thought I was gonna lose my virginity to you.
Yes.
- You remind me of her. - Who?
What are you doing?
She looks at me. She goes... "He didn't look like his pictures."
That's my friend's phone.
- You should have asked for more. - Really?
- I miss your dad. - Me, too.
And it's late. You shouldn't be drinking caffeine.
And eventually, months went by, and she didn't hear from him at all.
I don't know if I want to be associated with herpes but, you know...
"A romantic at heart. I'm adventurous. I love to travel.
Stop.
You're not really thinking about having this kid, are you?
to one's career, reputation, and emotional well-being.
It may seem all cute and cuddly to you, but this is real shit.
I don't know what you're gonna say, but this feels like... really dramatic.
- How are you feeling? - I think I have the flu or something.
You could, like... You could flash it.
"You're... you're a fucking bad husband. You should fucking retire."
Listen, bruh.
Yeah, I'd like to report a crime.
- Jules is in love with Nate. - Why would Jules be in love with Nate?
Why do you need a guy to make you feel more feminine?
- Nah, bruh, that's like, my family. - So it's platonic.
I wouldn't worry about it. It's not like you guys are gonna be together forever.
who you've literally broken up with a thousand times?
That's also 'cause you're shy.
- 'Cause I feel different. - Okay, well, you don't look it.
Fantastic.
But it did sound a lot calmer than the way I would describe it.
And when you're really high, your brain gets a little... lazy.
- Nate Jacobs? - Tyler.
I don't want a novel, or some slow burn, or anything that feels like work.
But if you were in my situation, what would you do?
Be quiet. Listen, i'm really serious right now.
Why? What's going on?
...and was in the icu for 23 days.
- Can I film you sucking my dick? - What? No!
- No, I prefer to keep it that way. - Oh. Okay.