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You know, his idea would solve our problem once and for all.
All right, I'll be right back. Don't move.
You can never go wrong with homework.
Well, numbers are boring.
Being able to do it whenever I want is the whole reason I got married.
Okay, she'll see me doing my homework by listening to the doctor,
But we still can't have sex.
-Like what? -There are other forms of birth control.
[theme music playing]
That's what's great about it.
-I never even thought of that. -Who would think of it?
it's-- it's time to take the ice.
We need to bring down the cost of the fixtures.
What?
No!
and none of those will ever come anywhere near my favorite friend.
Wait, wait, wait. We can't just do this.
[alarm ringing]
[scoffs] The best birth control is if I grow a mustache again.
I can't do it. I can't do it so much,
I love you.
[groans]
[sighs]