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Hey, quick question.
What if i told you i could offer free shipping?
Want to come over Friday? Can't.
"Chocolates, someone famous"?
KEVIN: Wait.
Perfect. I'm sorry.
Australiansuper gave me two plaques in lieu of a payraise
(HUMMING)
Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam.
Hey, Meredith. How are you feeling?
No. No.
Who knows? Maybe keep them as a souvenir,
Mm-hmm.
Yeah. A long time ago, but I liked it.
(WHISPERING) I'll read this when I get home.
Yeah?
When you rim her ass for the first time and she asks you how it was
I do not look worried.
I'm so sorry to hear that. That must be awful.
I'd really like some sushi.
Really? Power Gel?
Tyler has defeated The computer
Or, "Zip-a-dee-doo-dah!"
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You just made this worse, a whole lot worse.
You said your upper back itched.
Lunch party
Alright okay, okay. What is better? One night of really good Wrestlemania later on or Two nights of somewhat okay Wrestlemania now?
There's still an hour.
That is an invitation to an online party.
Corelogic? OR Carlogic?
Angela, I'd like you to come into my office in 10 minutes.
Can you write where I can read it?
Damn it, Kelly! It knows! It knows what you did!
(EXCLAIMS)
Well, the website is the brainchild of my brainchild, Ryan.
No. No, it's not.
Who knows?
That is where all of the VIPs,
And my upper back itches, and it's itched all day,
.
I am going to throw up.
Anyway, I have this Sharpie,
You guys are going to have to leave.
Is it Corelogic? OR is it Carlogic?
After numerous projections that the computer
(RINGING)
with sushi and important people.
Nobody cares about this party anyway
Dwight has defeated the computer!
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
Writing e2e tests, just became fun!
All right. I assume I'm going to be reimbursed for the pizzas?
that corporate gave me two plaques in lieu of a pay raise.
I don't like you,
(BOTH GROANING)
I'll get the pizza!
Wait for it.
...trouble.
Actually, I withdrew from consideration.
"Enjoy this moment, because you're never going to go back to this time
I'm singling you out.
Who's "it"?
Where did the crackhead climber get all that new gear? (Whispering) I stole it.
It is my brain-grandchild.
I have been salesman of the month for 13 out of the last 12 months.
All right, I'm ready to go, and I'm calling shotgun.
Sales?
Who’s “we”?
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Mm-hmm.
I have to hang these.
Yeah! Yeah!
I think it is my job to destroy you when it comes to selling paper.
I have egg all over my face.
"Thanks for shopping with Dunder Mifflin."
What kind of business is this?
do you have any men that you can fix me up with?
On
So much to figure out.
What did he say?