Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I am in the fight of my life against this computer,

All right. Let me just say goodbye to Pam.

Today is the big day that I'm heading to New York to attend a party

You don't understand.

Which one is this? Perfect.

"Oh, and here are four idiots who will do nothing but weigh you down.

Like something that you have to look for, sort of a Where's Waldo?

All right, Dwight, knock it off.

(IMITATING RYAN) I'm Ryan and tonight didn't go the way that I thought it would,

Yes. Actually, I will tell you right now.

Please, that computer should be scared of me.

Bring something to write with and something to write on.

And the same thing goes for quarterly reports. They are unreadable.

You must be this tall to ride

Always a jokester.

Go by yourself.

I asked for assorted cutlery, and I got back spoons.

Here's two more.

Some days I am just on fire What can I say?

I feel angry. Angry at you. Angry at you for doing something stupid.

MANAGING TASKS JUST BECAME FUN

That's part of it, just a...

On an unrelated note, if anybody has an interesting anecdote

And now from my old hometown, Scranton, Pennsylvania, my former boss,

"But You Get To Put The Paper In This Little Shopping Cart And Then It Says,"

I'm singling you out.

Anyway, I have this Sharpie,

IM THROWING UP, YOURE MAKING ME THROWV UP, BERNIE

Get back in that operatory And start selling multiple units like a man

Hey, if you want to win, you got to fuel like a winner.

You're gonna let me know when we're close, right?

If you are not this tall You may not ride the roller coaster

(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

All your friends are going to be there... My friends?

I think it's inappropriate to date someone you work with.

GOD DAMNIT IT KNOWS! IT KNOWS WHAT YOU DID!

You're Watching ER On NBC You're Watching The Office On NBC

It's unreasonable for you to ask me to do all of this.

Yes, I know it is not on the coupon.

A medium amount of good pizza or all you can eat of pretty good pizza?

I liked your statement tonight.

All right. You drive.

After work, you...

I'm singling you out.

and I was wondering if you could sign my cast.

Look, at the end of the day, Apple's apple is flying at 30,000 feet.

Now the trick is to make him think you're going to do something to him.

Anyway, I have this Sharpie,

Hello, Michael. This is Ryan.

I'd really like some sushi.

Why is it so tight?

Coopers has calamari.

A Medium Amount of Good Pizza Or All You Can Eat of Pretty Good Pizza?

fireworks or a racecar.

So stop being a disrespectful little jerk, okay?

And I do not mean policemen.

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

I'm sorry. It's just the first girl that popped into my head.

Mike lays down the law

(MESSENGER BEEPS)

than you're paying right now?

It'll be fun. Michael, I was terminated.

Yes, but not by kidnapping them.

I never thanked you for coming to the hospital.