Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Michael, this is the press release I was telling you about.

Okay. Attention,

I didn't ask you to do it for me.

Good, okay, cool.

What is wrong with you?

All right. You know what? I don't understand

Guess who just ordered from your favorite pizza place -- Alfredo?

You don't just make promises

You said you weren't coming back and we could leave early.

What do you want me to do tonight?

No. God. Oh, my God.

While we wait for the hostage situation With the oatmeal raisin cookies to end

Earthlings, I have some news.

over 500 sheets of paper, you get back to your desk

You looking for dinner and a movie?

You send them a notarized letter, right? Well, what if the recipient is your notary?

just before you walked me over to my desk?

but it's difficult for me when you use that tone.

And you will come out when you decide to give me a discount on the pizza.

And I got a new suit, and I'm your boss.

eight pizzas with a half-off coupon,

Corporate gave me 2 plaques in lieu of a pay raise

Beep, beep, beep.

Can you write where I can read it?

MAN 1: Hey, how'd it go? MAN 2: Yeah. What did she say?

so half of $63.50 and half the tip on $63.50...

What did I intend to do with them?

I don't care what you told them on the phone.

No. No! You're not... No!

I wasn't as important as I thought I was

Damn it, Jeremy! It knows!

Do you understand me now?

IT KNOWS! IT KNOWS WHAT YOU DID!

Dwight mercy-killed Angela's cat.

What can I say?

If you are not this tall, you may not ride the rollercoaster.

Take a chance, take a chance

What we need are forks,

I am going to throw up I'm throwing up. You're making me throw up

i'm throwing up you're making me throw up, ryan

Hey, good for you. Good for you! Scranton power.

"Pizza, pizza with mushrooms, pizza without mushrooms, white pizza, steak"?

If you need me, let me know

I kidnapped a kid. You had to.

I don't care, and you won't. You'll see.

I'll find somebody that I haven't slept with.

filling out your timesheet just became fun

Would it really be better if it says lanch party, Kevin?

How about instead of yelling at our sweet little Miss Kapour

"confetti, go-go dancers"?

I'll call you back.

I started a fire with my cheese pita.

which is actually "Password," so...

Very cool. Yeah, it was funny to see Ryan all embarrassed by that.